1. Jake Butt is a freshman tight end for the Michigan football team.
3. And now, here’s this guy who plays “tight end,” and his NAME is “butt.” Can you imagine?!?!?
4. Jake Butt has it under control, though. Here’s a tweet he sent out after this Saturday’s game.
Yes I’m a tight end. Yes my last name is butt. Hhahaha
5. Perfect. He even nailed it with the username.
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