Here are three current stories from the world of college football:
1. One of the Louisville football program's "core values" is "NO GUNS," as per a sign in its locker room.
2. A top football prospect told a reporter he committed to South Carolina because it would be so hard to fail out.
3. Alabama is installing a waterfall in its locker room.
The downside is that no guns are allowed under the waterfall. But the upside is that homework isn't either.