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    Big-Time College Basketball Coach Is Secretly Your Mom

    Jim Boeheim is gonna have some tea with the gals later.

    Three coaches hanging out before a USA Basketball scrimmage last night. Cool.

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    That's Duke's Mike Krzyzewski, Monty Williams of the New Orleans Pelicans, and Syracuse's Jim Boeheim.

    But hang on a minute, there's more in the picture.

    What now.

    Enhance.

    As DJ Gallo observes, that is Jim Boeheim's torso on a middle-aged woman's lower body.

    Yep, pretty much like that. Good job, good Photoshop. Jim Boeheim just slipped on something comfortable for a quick grocery run. Do you need me to pick you anything up, honey? Are we out of milk?