Chris Bosh, third-best player on the Heat, is one of those guys who, no matter what he does, he just can't win for losing. He'll do something cool and then five minutes later he's back to stepping on rakes. So when his team won the NBA title last night after Bosh had kept them in the series with a great Game 6, it's no surprise that this is what occurred next. "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!? PFFFFRGGHLLLEEEEAHHHHRRRGHHH!!!!!!" Chris Bosh For President 2016.