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You're Not Answering My Texts So I Wrote This Article For You To See

Did your phone die? Text me back. No rush, though!

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Hey! You didn't answer my texts. Are you in a meeting or something? I thought for a little bit you might be on a flight but if I remember right, you said you weren't visiting your parents until next week. Maybe your phone died. I hate it when that happens!!! Anyway, I had a lot of fun the other night and I was wondering if you wanted to hang out again.If not, that's ok. No pressure at all. I just think you're a really great person and it would be fun to hang out more.

We can do a thing where my friends and your friends come. Maybe a comedy show or something? I hope you don't think I'm being weird. I promise I'm normal. I showed all my friends your OkCupid profile and they agree that you kind of look like what's her name from Groundhog Day. But better looking. And 25.

It had been a long time since I'd been on a date. I hope I wasn't too nervous. If it wasn't a date that's cool. Maybe I shouldn't have called it that? I mean I paid for it, but that's no problem. My mom just sent me money.

I hope I didn't freak you out by talking about my ex. It's just that I was eating spaghetti and I remembered that one time she ate spaghetti, so naturally I had to bring it up.

Let me know when you read this. I sent you a few emails too and I tried calling your office but they said you weren't in. I just found your Instagram account so I'm going to send a message there too just in case you don't see this ;-)

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