I'm too shy!What if she says no?I know she's always asking me to hang out, but what if she just wants to be good friends?She's vegan or gluten free or something, I think? We'll never find a place we can agree upon to eat.She's slightly taller than me, which means she's definitely dated guys way taller than me, which means they probably have bigger penises. I mean, I think I'm doing pretty well, but I'm not on the level of a guy that's 6 foot 5I saw a picture of her Dad holding a football on Facebook. What if things get serious and we go to her parents for Thanksgiving?! I don't know how to throw or catch footballs.Her favorite movie is Titanic. I think the character of Jack Dawson creates unrealistic expectations of what a man should be.She's just going to die one day. We're all going to die.She wears a lot of jeans. Maybe she's gay.She takes a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes. What if she's secretly a very dumb person?
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