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Which 1504 Penthouse Bro Are You?

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  1. What are you doing right now?

    Studying at the library
    Studying at the library
    Remoting in to work
    Remoting in to work
    Actually physically at work
    Actually physically at work
    My room
    My room
    Our sectional
    Our sectional
    Valley Fields Gatehouse
    Valley Fields Gatehouse
  2. What is your favorite drunchie (or munchie)?

    Real Chili
    Real Chili
    Ian's Pizza
    Ian's Pizza
    Frozen chicken bites, hot dogs (or similar)
    Frozen chicken bites, hot dogs (or similar)
    Anything homemade
    Anything homemade
    Qdoba
    Qdoba
    Dog Haus
    Dog Haus
  3. What is your favorite competitive activity?

    Gambling
    Gambling
    FIFA
    FIFA
    Volleyball
    Volleyball
    NBA 2K
    NBA 2K
    Pullin hoes
    Pullin hoes
    Guitar Hero
    Guitar Hero
  4. What was the worst thing to happen in 2016?

    Death of Harambe (RIP)
    Death of Harambe (RIP)
    Back2Back losses in case race
    Back2Back losses in case race
    Too soon... (Don't wanna talk about it)
    Too soon... (Don't wanna talk about it)
    Watching your friends graduate
    Watching your friends graduate
    Letting Oshkosh win Nationals
    Letting Oshkosh win Nationals
    Bulls/Bucks season series
    Bulls/Bucks season series
  5. What's for breakfast today?

    Bagel
    Bagel
    Large breast of chicken plus more rice than anyone should eat (reheated)
    Large breast of chicken plus more rice than anyone should eat (reheated)
    Leftover Papa Johns
    Leftover Papa Johns
    Yogurt and Captain Crunch
    Yogurt and Captain Crunch
    Eggs or egg sandwich if you have time
    Eggs or egg sandwich if you have time
    Girl from RWB
    Girl from RWB
  6. What are you drinking on Friday night?

    Cubalibre
    Cubalibre
    Heineken
    Heineken
    Coors Light
    Coors Light
    Shots
    Shots
    Natty Light
    Natty Light
    Dat Boi
    Dat Boi
  7. Who's your favorite athlete?

    Aaron Rodgers
    Aaron Rodgers
    Steph Curry
    Steph Curry
    Whoever is the best player on the best Chicago team at the moment
    Whoever is the best player on the best Chicago team at the moment
    Jimmy Butler
    Jimmy Butler
    Roberto Clemente
    Roberto Clemente
    Dwyane Wade
    Dwyane Wade
  8. What type of music are you listening to?

    Chainsmokers
    Chainsmokers
    Chance the Rapper
    Chance the Rapper
    Country
    Country
    Hipster
    Hipster
    Hip Hop
    Hip Hop
    Latin Rap
    Latin Rap
  9. How fast can you run a mile?

    Under 7 minutes
    Under 7 minutes
    You're joking right?
    You're joking right?
    Says 5 minutes, runs it in 9 minutes
    Says 5 minutes, runs it in 9 minutes
    Stops halfway to take pictures
    Stops halfway to take pictures
    I don't run long distances
    I don't run long distances
    I'm more of a weightlifter
    I'm more of a weightlifter
  10. Which of these clubs/organizations sounds most appealing?

    Puerto Rican Government
    Puerto Rican Government
    Mardi Gras
    Mardi Gras
    MU Men's Volleyball
    MU Men's Volleyball
    Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest
    Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest
    Potowatomi Firekeeper's Club
    Potowatomi Firekeeper's Club
    CIA, Facebook, Google (Google is my safety)
    CIA, Facebook, Google (Google is my safety)

Which 1504 Penthouse Bro Are You?

You got: Bryan Manning

You are a loyal friend and a no nonsense type of guy. You tell it like it is, and you don't care what people think about you. Maybe that's why you gained so much weight and can't graduate on time. But hey, at least you didn't get Sam (or Miguel)!

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You got: Dani Rivera Aparicio

Sculpted from the mold of a god, with pickup lines that have could land Rihanna - you've got a lot going for you. But you're more than just a smooth-talker, you can cook and adhere strictly to the "bros before hoes" principle. Just pray no one asks you to say "She sells seashells by the seashore" 6 times fast.

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You got: Mike Schmitt

The only thing larger than your feet is your head. But don't get me wrong, there's a lot of legitimacy to back that ego up. You're smart and you know it, and you'd do anything for another penthouse bro. Unfortunately, you will go through a lot of fake IDs because, sorry, no one's buying it.

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You got: Sam Ostling

Soft at heart and a loyal friend, everyone wants to know you. No one can fit you into a box and you love it that way. Just be careful around urgent care centers - they can come out and bite you! Happy Fat Tuesday!

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You got: Matt Zinnecker

Always trying to gather the gang together, you are the man with a plan. You always create a fun vibe, but you're still a hard worker. Just be sure not to blow your life savings at Poto at 4am.

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You got: Miguel Simonet

Congratulations! You somehow made it through this quiz with a Heineken in each hand - impressive. When you're not taking a nap, you are either whipping Bryan's ass in 2k or trolling him during a Packer game. Labelled "Best Drinker in Puerto Rico 1998", you have taken your crown to the mainland to prove yourself.

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