14 Ways To Ensure You’re The Skinniest Person Around

AKA: Ways to make sure everyone around you is fat and happy! Dieting is an option, sure. But…skinniness is about perspective! So…if you make everyone around you slightly larger…it’ll be just like you dieted, without all the work. That’s my kind of diet!

1. Rice Krispie Donuts

Not just Rice Krispie bars…but Rice Krispie bars shaped into the most adorable and irresistible donut form possible!

2. Cheeseburger

No one can turn down a homemade cheeseburger…it’s kryptonite!

3. Double-Battered Deep-Fried Chicken

Oh, yeah. People will say, “what’s one piece?” and you’ll think to yourself, “hehehe, you don’t want to know!”

4. Desert Island Chocolate Cake

Loaded with chocolate, sugar, butter, and all other things good. The one thing you’d bring with you to a desert island if you could.

5. Cheese Curds

No one can resist a well-made cheese curd; it just isn’t possible. And with the triple threat of high-fat cheese, deep fried oils, and gluten-filled batter, their hips will appreciate the extra pounds.

6. Donuts!

So, the Rice Krispie Donuts featured above might be too sweet for people. Or too obviously bad for them. But you can probably tempt them with homemade donuts. See…you control what goes into homemade donuts. That means their healthier, right? Hehehe.

7. Breves

We all know coffee beverages have calories, but none of them come close to the calorie-dense breve. Made with half-and-half, making these for your friends is a surefire way to ensure they will think you have awesome coffee skills, and they pack on the pounds.

8. Giant Chocolate Chip Cookies

Not only are these chocolate chip cookies…they’re giant and dense and super delicious. Hello, love handles!

9. Boozy Fudge

Put chocolatey goodness together with booze? You are sure to get people eating this! And it’s deliciousness is not low-calorie. Not even close. Head over to How Sweet It Is for the recipe.

10. Ice Cream Tacos

People have gotten pretty good as showing self-control around plain-old ice cream. But we’re pretty sure if you whip up some of these ice cream tacos, they won’t be able to resist.

11. Pizza Balls

The Gunny Sack has tons of versions of these pizza balls, and for good reason. They’re amazing, and super simple to make. You just take some Pillsbury dough, and wrap it around your toppings. Offer these to someone, and they won’t refuse! Sure, you can make them fairly healthy, but why? Fill those on up with the fattiest meats around!

12. Unique Rice Krispie Bars

Getting people to eat your delicious bad-for-you snacks is really about making them just different enough they feel that they need to try them. Example: Rice Krispie Donuts. You know you want to try them. Another Example: CookieButter Rice Krispie Bars. You know you need them in your life!

13. No Bake Bars

These look healthy, right? Wrong! No bake bars are almost always made with a ton of chocolate and sugar. So go ahead, trick your guests into believing these are “protein” bars.

14. Chocolate Dipped Bacon

No explanation necessary.

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