The San Fernando Valley. The near future. Adult superstar and philanthropist, CJ Coxman, is betrayed by the government and left for dead. Rebuilt by the A.S.F. with an indestructible penis and bionic left eye, he is a lone force of justice in the Los Angeles underground. Stronger. Faster. Undetectable by radar. He is COXMAN.
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