1. You no longer need a "role model".
2. You've learned all there is to know about survival from Mariska Hargitay.
3. Things your parents told you have all started to make sense
4. Your metabolism is slowing down, rapidly.
5. Vodka has officially been excused from the party
6. You're realizing that maybe money actually can buy you happiness ...
7. Things have suddenly become more annoying than ever
8. By now you've perfected the art of pitty laughing
9. It's like one morning your brain just decided that it wasn't going to put up with the hangovers anymore
10. You've started to create a family of your very own ...
11. Saturday mornings aren't what they used to be ...
12. When someone talks sh!t about you
13. You've found a much more mature way to "unfriend" or "block" someone
14. You start to proudly admit things, like ...
15. "The club" is no longer your scene ...
16. "Swig" is the new "Shot" and it's never hard alcohol
17. You no longer understand what's "in style" or why
18. Naps are so exciting
19. Whole Foods has become so much more than your every day grocery store
20. Your reaction when you saw the "twerk"
21. You had to try it for yourself
22. Your Facebook news feed is filled with Engagement announcements ...
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