1. When she shoveled this huge bite of spaghetti into her mouth and then spit it out to talk to Skipper (remember Skipper?) Via HBO.com Even Miranda, who looks weird ALL the time, could eat spaghetti normally in this episode. 2. When the jazz musician tried to feed her this mi krop, which is still just noodles. Via HBO.com Dogs have taken treats more gracefully. 3. When this spring roll got the better of her and Aidan had to wipe her mouth. Via HBO.com Sigh 4. When she stuffed this huge cube of cheese into her mouth and talked to Big with her mouth full (as always.) Via HBO.com Just finish chewing first. GOD. 5. When she didn’t even get the chance to look stupid eating her birthday cake because she dropped it on wet cement. Via HBO.com You can bet that if she did get the chance to eat it, she'd still be sloppy as hell. Probably slurp it or something. 6. When she attempted to eat this cupcake with Miranda. Via HBO.com IT'S JUST A CUPCAKE. 7. When Aidan tried to feed her this piece of cake. Via HBO.com Another wasted feeding attempt. 8. When she couldn't eat this hot dog without looking like a savage beast. Via HBO.com That poor limo driver just wanted to give her a treat and this is how she repaid her. 9. When she couldn’t even eat French fries without getting ketchup all over her. Via HBO.com And then she tried to flirt with Berger with that ketchup smile. 10. When she couldn’t even make eating pancakes look normal at Aleksandr Petrovsky’s. Via HBO.com How????? 11. When she tried to eat pastries and smoke a cigarette at the same time in Paris. Via HBO.com Who in the hell does that? WHO? 12. When this baguette defeated her in Paris during the same damn montage. Via HBO.com Just give up.