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12 Times Carrie Bradshaw Forgot How To Eat Food
Why can't she just eat without looking ridiculous? I've included the worst possible screen shots because it's better this way.
When she shoveled this huge bite of spaghetti into her mouth and then spit it out to talk to Skipper (remember Skipper?)
When the jazz musician tried to feed her this mi krop, which is still just noodles.
When this spring roll got the better of her and Aidan had to wipe her mouth.
When she stuffed this huge cube of cheese into her mouth and talked to Big with her mouth full (as always.)
When she didn’t even get the chance to look stupid eating her birthday cake because she dropped it on wet cement.
When she attempted to eat this cupcake with Miranda.
When Aidan tried to feed her this piece of cake.
When she couldn't eat this hot dog without looking like a savage beast.
When she couldn’t even eat French fries without getting ketchup all over her.
When she couldn’t even make eating pancakes look normal at Aleksandr Petrovsky’s.
When she tried to eat pastries and smoke a cigarette at the same time in Paris.
When this baguette defeated her in Paris during the same damn montage.
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