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"Can I have 10 different sauces for my small fries?"
Sir, it's me. There's no phantom voice in your car trying to figure out what you're going to have.
The lies. This is a franchise and the prices are literally the same every-damn-where.
Ma'am, do you know this is McDonald's? No we don't have brown sugar or soy milk, and it's definitely not gonna be decaf.
Right... so is your $5 meal to eat-in or take away?
And now the ten people and my manager behind you are giving me the evil eye. Great.
So did you want a straw to go with that or are you good?
Why after you paid are you saying "no cheese" or "no pickles"? Now I have to go into the kitchen, tell them your order and how to make it which it just makes things really confusing for everyone.
Honey, the bin is literally 3.5 inches away from you and I really don't want to deal with the mess that is your half eaten food and sauce smeared napkins.
Deep, deep sigh.
"Is there sweet and sour sauce in here?" "Is there some milk in my black coffee?" Like... why would there be, you didn't ask for it?!
You've literally ordered a medium fries that will take .5 seconds to put in a bag and give you. Why are you going to sit down and coming back 15 minutes later wondering why the fries are cold?
Ladies and gentlemen, roll up your car windows and feel free to take a nap. This may take some time as these people search for spare change and try to remember their credit card pins.
Sure, I'll replace the burger that you've eaten half of because it's too cold. And that milkshake you've had three-quarters of. Replaceable.
It's 3 a.m. Please, just go home.