Why did restaurants start doing this to us? What happened to plates? We loved plates.
1. The Bread Slippers of Switzerland™.
Confirmation of the Bread Slippers of Switzerland. You're welcome. #wewantplates
It's bread. Inside slippers.
2. This wooden board spread, which includes thick-cut chips in a tiny shopping trolley.
@WeWantPlates on a board. With a shopping trolley.
Cleanup in aisle ARRRRGHHHH
3. This fish and chips served in a garden box, with mushy peas in a flowerpot and tartare sauce in a watering can.
Three reasons. "@TheBotanistNCL: Why not try Fish & Chips with Mushy Peas and Tartare Sauce on your next visit?!? ”
A pox on your house!
4. This unconventional butter dish.
@WeWantPlates the little pieces of butter were served on a broken bathroom tile.
Shout out to Mr Muscle bathroom cleaner.
5. This...thing.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. http://t.co/5daAbLgSV7 #wewantplates
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
6. This rosemary-sprig-garnished fever dream.
*blinks* "@Billy_Bell99: @simon_price01 @WeWantPlates Remember that time they served bangers & mash in a wine glass? ”
Yes, but...why?
7. This affront to serious gardeners everywhere.
I wish @Quoink hadn't pointed this out but she did, u suffer you suffer, mushrooms served on a fucking trowel
"Ye go too far."
8. This picnic bench which deserves to be rained on.
.@WeWantPlates "Our classic afternoon tea, served on a traditional picnic bench. Plant pots, buckets, jars"
9. This regional delicacy: bread in a flat cap.
Bread in a flat cap, Yorkshire @WeWantPlates
"Our secret ingredient is...head sweat."
10. Are these potato croquettes in some sort of silicone shoe?
Strangely enough this isn't the first time I've been served food in a shoe! Thanks @joseandres @bazaarLA
It's not even the first time this person's been served food in a shoe. *weeps*
11. This sizzling brunch skillet plonked directly on to the table.
12. This blatant disrespect for health and safety guidelines.
Steak in the theme of American Psycho; served on a meat cleaver! #food #Budapest
13. This salad served on a plate, yes, but crucially, under a wine glass.
Of all the things mentioned in that piece, this is surely the most ludicrous: Salad Under A Wine Glass @WeWantPlates
"Santé!"