This Meme Mocking “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Is Just Fantastic

“My desires are unconventional…but my memes are flawless.”

The Fifty Shades of Grey “Unconventional” meme has been on a slow burn on the internet for the last few months. You know the one: Christian Grey leans in and says, cryptically: “My tastes are very…singular” to which Anastasia Steele replies: “Enlighten me, then.”

For memeification purposes, the dialogue has been altered slightly (Christian calls his interests/desires “unconventional” and Anastasia responds: “Show me”) but the internet does its thing and supplies an incongruous image to go with the supposedly sexy talk. LOLs ensue.

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3. In the final, feverish days before the movie goes on general release worldwide, things have kicked up a notch on Tumblr and Twitter. Here are some of our favourites:

4. This excellent fowl play.

5. This politics/retail therapy one.

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6. This Rees-Mogg-flavoured special.

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7. This seasonal treat.

"My desires are... unconventional." "Show me."

— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew)

8. This dog at an alpaca orgy one.

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10. This ironing dog one.

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11. This NSFW “knob sock” delight.

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13. This breaded cat one.

— Ms Krystal (@KrystalSim)

14. This face-swap horror one.

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Bim Adewunmi is a senior culture writer for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York City.
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