20 "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" Tips For Surviving Halloween

Because the Midnight Society taught you everything you need to know.

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4. Never play hockey in your apartment building, unless you want to be abducted by aliens.

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And when complete strangers invite you into their apartment to play with toys, bring a special buddy!

5. Don't wear dead people's riding jackets, unless you have plenty of kibble handy.

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Also, don't wear whatever the girl on the left is wearing, unless you have plenty of cyanide handy.

8. Never judge a comic book by its cover, unless the person on said cover is trying to kill you.

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I wonder if the girl on the left is supposed to be some kind of nerd.

13. Don't visit BitTorrent without making sure you download Norton's anti-demon patch.

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I think this little guy got himself into the ObamaCare website, too.

14. If a monster has you cornered, just exploit their obvious weakness, which will have been made apparent to you earlier.

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Of course!! The monster hates loud noises!! It all makes sense now!!

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