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Dear Academy, Please Give Leo DiCaprio A Fucking Oscar

This is urgent.

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Certainly I am sorry to have to be the one to bring this glaring mistake to your attention, but it appears as if Leonardo DiCaprio, our nation's finest thespian and sexiest daddy, has never won one of your fancy awards.

Indeed, despite having been nominated for a whopping five Oscars, the former teen heart-throb — the man that sparked the sexual awakening of a generation — is still not able to call himself an Academy Award winner.

Any of these films could have — dare we say, SHOULD HAVE — won Leo an Oscar. Alas, due to what must have been a miscalculation on your end, Leo did not win for any of these incredibly nuanced performances.

All you have to do is correctly tally up the ballots, write the words "Leonardo DiCaprio" on a piece of paper, put it inside a fancy envelope, and hand it to Julianne Moore before she goes on stage to announce the winner for Best Actor.

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