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I kind of like #8.

My husband is from vermont and he is NEVER going to forgive the fact that a couple were tapping sugar maple trees on Xmas eve. Seriously, he was so offended.

My dad is the negative voice in my head that points out all my faults constantly. What a horrible legacy to leave behind.

Maine has foods that aren’t lobster or blueberries. If you come here skip the tourist traps and check out the small towns, they all have something different to offer. We’re a friendly bunch, we just like things a certain way or we get cranky. Most importantly, if someone lets you… Read More

Yeah, that’s not a tomato plant. 🤣

I had a roommate situation in college that ended with her moving out of the apartment while we were gone over winter break. She shut off the electricity so the fridge and freezer were off for a few weeks before we got back. Came back to a horrendous stink. She also took every lightbulb… Read More

Someone told me they put the orcas at sea world in giant plastic bags while they clean their pools. Like goldfish when you get them from the pet store. I wish I was kidding.

My dog’s name was Toast and we had a guinea pig named Spud - short for Spud muffin.

There is nothing you could ever do to make me stop loving you. Ever. There may come a day when I hate your actions, but I will always love you.

I was spending the morning being the room mom at my son’s preschool. During circle/share time, he chose to share with the entire class, including three teachers, this tidbit: “my mom shaves the tops of her feet.” Every head in the circle turned to stare at me and he added “seriously,… Read More