The 10 Absolute Nerdiest Fantasy Football Team Names

Good player combinations can do more than win fantasy games. If your team is suffering, at least you can impress your friends by making a hilariously nerdy team name. Make sure you also try your hand at the Big Mac Football Fantasy.

1. BattleStark GalactiCobb

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+ RB Jackie Battle
+ RB James Starks
+ WR Randall Cobb

2. Demaryius TargArian

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+ WR Demaryius Thomas
+ RB Arian Foster

3. Graham It, Jim. I'm a Doctor, Not a Running Back

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+ TE Jimmy Graham
+ RB LeSean McCoy… because of Leonard McCoy.

4. Dr. Julio and Rivers Song

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+ WR Julio Jones
+ QB Philip Rivers
+ RB Darren Sproles (optional)

5. The Gates of As-Gored

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+ TE Antonio Gates
+ RB Frank Gore

6. You Have My Sword… and My Bowe… and My VJax

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+ WR Dwayne Bowe
+ WR Vincent Jackson

7. Nicks-Welker's Gould to the Galaxy

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+ WR Hakeem Nicks
+ WR Wes Welker
+ K Robbie Gould

8. The Peytrix: Royaloaded

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+ QB Peyton Manning
+ WR Eddie Royal

9. Tony Starks Isaiah-rnman

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+ TE Tony Gonzalez
+ RB James Starks
+ RB Isaiah Pead

10. Boldinly Gore Where No Wayne Has Garçon BeForte

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+ WR Anquan Boldin
+ RB Frank Gore
+ WR Reggie Wayne
+ WR Pierre Garçon
+ RB Matt Forte

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