In the beginning, there was nothing. Stars were few and noxious gases were plenty. Also cats.
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For millions of years, our creators patrolled space using advanced technology.
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But the emptiness of space began to take its toll. The universe was missing something...
The Divines decided to create new habitats in the form of planets.
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Celestial cat scientists found that the spherical shape, not unlike that of a furball, was best for planetary stability.
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These new planets were ideal for sitting as well.
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One planet in particular was given special care...
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The creators gave it land, mountains, and the beginnings of a atmosphere...
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They gave it water and clouds...
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They gave it air to breathe and plant life that would forever struggle to reach the heavens from whence they came...
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The cat gods knew something was missing. This cosmic hairball was too beautiful to be left dormant.
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So they created us...
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Forever grateful, we humans never cease to find ways to appease our feline lords.
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We created a vast communications network that transmits data instantly anywhere on our furball.
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Some believe that our lords and saviors are displeased with our devotion, that our memes have become stale and terrible...
That we have gone...
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... too far.
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Now, we must await for the day of our creators return...
When we must endure... OUR JUDGEMENT DAY
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Yes, cats wrote Star Wars too. It's actually religious scripture.
Prepare yourselves.
