Dear David Sedaris, Stop Being So Awesome

Satirist and king of the disaffected nerd-gays, David Sedaris, has taken his accidental cool one step further by releasing his audio-book on vinyl. Pssst! BuzzFeed secret santa, you know what to do.

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