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13 Of The Most American Ways To Celebrate America This Summer

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1. Sign every piece of paper you see and, when someone questions you, say, "I'm declaring my independence."

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2. Replace every photo with the founding fathers.

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3. And when someone tells you to do something, refuse because you're not a colony anymore.

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4. Invite your British friends over. Before they arrive, run through the neighborhood and scream:

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You will be Paul Revered.

5. Only eat BBQ foods if there are charred stripes on them.

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6. Salute all the American flags. ALL OF THEM!

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No flag is too small.

7. Make sure your animal friends are dressed appropriately.

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8. And while you're at it, feed some bald eagles.

9. Better yet, become a bald eagle.

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Learn how to do it here.

10. When somebody "literally can't even," tell them:

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Follow up with "Never give up on your American dreams, kid."

11. If you have to tell a story about a family member, it better damn well be about "Uncle Sam."

12. Chant "U-S-A" every chance you get.

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13. Make a "Party In America" playlist with "The Star-Spangled Banner" on repeat.

Can't spell U.S.A. without "U." Do your part this summer and keep the party going with BIC Lighters®.