1. These are perfect for when the distance between your belly button and knees can be measured in feet instead of inches.

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2. For the little cowgirl we all have inside of us.

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3. For those times when you can't decide between shorts, a skirt, or pants...

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4. And these are great for when you want to wear jeans, but also show off your kinky side a bit.

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5. Are the pajamas? Are they boxers? Are they jeans?

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We'll never know.
6. Integrated rear ventilation. For those particularly hot summer days.

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7. Maybe you're just really happy with how your knees look and you just want to show them off?

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8. Oh nice! With the addition of an elegant skirt, you could wear these jeans to the next wedding you go to!

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9. Long live the nineties?

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10. There are no words.

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11. Seriously, I'm stunned.

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12. What are we even doing?

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13. AND THESE? WHAT ARE THESE?!

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14. Ah yes, these must be very popular with Flamenco dancers in Spain who are looking for something a little more casual.

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15. These boots are great for those tricky times when you want to wear jeans, but DON'T want to wear pants.

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16. And these are perfect for... actually, I'm really not sure what these are perfect for. Sorry.

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17. Why pay extra? You can make these at home just by tearing the pockets out of your jorts.

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18. Great for keeping the crumbs out of your bed during those Netflix binges.

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19. Seriously, how much money would it take to get you to wear these outside?

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20. Or these? What even are these?

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21. This outfit was clearly stolen from the set of The Nanny.

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22. Here's a skirt that makes it look like you tied a jean jacket around your waist so you always give the perception that you're unprepared.

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23. Wow. Just... wow.

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This post was translated from Spanish.