1. This cell-phone case will help your hand not feel so alone.
2. Do you need a table for having romantic dinners with yourself? Here's the solution!
3. You won't ever feel alone again once you have a place to lay your head after a stressful day.
4. Do you feel an awful sense of loneliness every time you walk you dog? Say goodbye forever to that feeling.
5. For just $40, you can have a fake girlfriend who you can hug. Breasts included, so you won't feel like there's anything missing.
6. Of course there's also a boyfriend version.
7. And yes, there's a ripped version for those who like big muscles.
8. You can also create your perfect partner with a little bit of cloth and a lot of love.
9. If you sometimes feel that all you're missing is someone watching over you, look no further!
10. EMA, from Sega, doesn't just dance and sing. It can also give you kisses (?) and distribute your business cards.
Everything you could ever want in a partner.
11. Kleenex IN a pillow.
12. Feel sexy every day with these towels that will remind you of all the women you don't have in your arms.