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15 Products That Are Perfect For You If You're Sad And Alone

Nobody has to know that you want them all.

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1. This cell-phone case will help your hand not feel so alone.

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2. Do you need a table for having romantic dinners with yourself? Here's the solution!

It actually was a joke for April Fool's Day, but it's not a bad idea.
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It actually was a joke for April Fool's Day, but it's not a bad idea.

3. You won't ever feel alone again once you have a place to lay your head after a stressful day.

Oedipus Complex or forever alone?
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Oedipus Complex or forever alone?

4. Do you feel an awful sense of loneliness every time you walk you dog? Say goodbye forever to that feeling.

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5. For just $40, you can have a fake girlfriend who you can hug. Breasts included, so you won't feel like there's anything missing.

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http://www.amazon.com/Girlfriend-Pillow-Arm-Unique-Retirement/dp/B0050VN77C

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6. Of course there's also a boyfriend version.

(But this pillow doesn't come with a package.)
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(But this pillow doesn't come with a package.)

7. And yes, there's a ripped version for those who like big muscles.

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8. You can also create your perfect partner with a little bit of cloth and a lot of love.

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9. If you sometimes feel that all you're missing is someone watching over you, look no further!

This app is created so there's a girl looking at you, just like this, nothing else. Just looking at you. That's it.
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This app is created so there's a girl looking at you, just like this, nothing else. Just looking at you. That's it.

10. EMA, from Sega, doesn't just dance and sing. It can also give you kisses (?) and distribute your business cards.

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Everything you could ever want in a partner.

11. Kleenex IN a pillow.

So you don't have to stop for Kleenex when you're crying yourself to sleep.
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So you don't have to stop for Kleenex when you're crying yourself to sleep.

12. Feel sexy every day with these towels that will remind you of all the women you don't have in your arms.

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Hello.

13. This pillow will show you that a good French kiss is closer than you think. And it doesn't even have to be with a human being!

Could this be any creepier?
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Could this be any creepier?

14. Do you feel like nobody's listening to you, and nobody cares what you have to say?

This plant is designed specifically to listen to you and move when you talk to it. Like a boyfriend, but better.
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This plant is designed specifically to listen to you and move when you talk to it. Like a boyfriend, but better.

15. To scare away thieves or to feel like someone is waiting for you when you get home.

This curtain with fake shadows will meet and exceed your expectations.
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This curtain with fake shadows will meet and exceed your expectations.

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