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The 30 Things That Happen When You Turn 30

30 is the new 60.

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1. Your Facebook feed is filled with four things:

1) Baby pictures.2) Wedding pictures.3) Pictures of massive drunken parties.4) Pictures of marathon runners.
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1) Baby pictures.

2) Wedding pictures.

3) Pictures of massive drunken parties.

4) Pictures of marathon runners.

2. Few things excite you more than getting asked for your ID.

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3. But on the other hand, there's nothing more depressing than when you get called "sir" or "ma'am."

"Ugh! Fuck off!"
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"Ugh! Fuck off!"

4. You get excited when you go to a concert and there are CHAIRS!

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5. And you're starting to think twice before buying passes to music festivals that go on for days.

When you do go, you leave at the end of the day. You're a responsible adult now, and you've got your priorities in order.
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When you do go, you leave at the end of the day. You're a responsible adult now, and you've got your priorities in order.

6. You don't get why kids say that "don't trust anyone over 30." Surely they're not talking about you, right? You're one of the cool ones!

You even know what fidget spinners are!
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You even know what fidget spinners are!

7. When you tell stories from high school, you're often struck with the sudden realization that they happened over TEN YEARS ago.

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8. When you rewatch the movies or shows you grew up with, you now identify with the parents more than the kids.

Ouch :/
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Ouch :/

9. You get pissed at your neighbors and tell at them to turn down their music when they throw parties in the middle of the week.

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10. You can't leave home without Tums, or Pepto, or whatever else you take to control your digestive system.

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11. You'll take any excuse to leave a bar or a club: too loud, too hot, too many people, and so on, and so on.

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12. The days where you could drink whatever you want without having a terrible hangover the next day are long gone.

In fact, sometimes your hangovers last TWO DAYS now, and there's no amount of Gatorade or greasy food that helps take the edge off.
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In fact, sometimes your hangovers last TWO DAYS now, and there's no amount of Gatorade or greasy food that helps take the edge off.

13. You take sunblock seriously for the first time in your life.

At least on your face.
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At least on your face.

14. You've said the phrase "I'm getting too old for this" sincerely.

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15. Your back hurts when you sit down for too long, or lie down for too long, or when you stand for too long, or when you move at all in any direction and for any reason.

Parts of your body you never even knew existed are starting to ache for no particular reason.
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Parts of your body you never even knew existed are starting to ache for no particular reason.

16. Credit cards are suddenly something you spend a lot of time focusing on and worrying about.

If you have them, you're worried about trying to get out of debt. If you don't have one, you spend a lot of time dealing with offers to get one.
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If you have them, you're worried about trying to get out of debt. If you don't have one, you spend a lot of time dealing with offers to get one.

17. You still can't decide if you want a dog, a child, both, or neither.

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18. When you travel, you prefer to do so with a little dignity. Gone are the days of packed hostels with 25 bunk beds.

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19. Today's radio hits are totally unfamiliar to you.

And if by coincidence you know a singer or a group, you feel super proud of yourself.
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And if by coincidence you know a singer or a group, you feel super proud of yourself.

20. More and more, you prefer to stay home rather than go out partying...

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21. You're suddenly very open about your bathroom habits, and you'll tell anyone who will listen about your poop.

WHY ARE WE ALL SUDDENLY DISCUSSING POOP SO FREQUENTLY?!
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WHY ARE WE ALL SUDDENLY DISCUSSING POOP SO FREQUENTLY?!

22. You constantly wonder how your parents had a career, house, and children by the time they were your age.

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23. You hit that point where you stop buying clothes purely for style, and you start to consider how comfortable they are.

This also applies to shoes. Actually, this ESPECIALLY applies to shoes.
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This also applies to shoes. Actually, this ESPECIALLY applies to shoes.

24. You're getting to that age where technology is starting to confuse you, and you've found yourself asking for younger people to explain stuff to you recently.

Snapchat? Is it pictures, or chats? Wait, why do they disappear?
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Snapchat? Is it pictures, or chats? Wait, why do they disappear?

25. You come back from the supermarket with a lot more fruits, vegetables, and fiber now. So much fiber.

"Ice cream for dinner" and "four cheese pizza" aren't as appealing as they used to be.
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"Ice cream for dinner" and "four cheese pizza" aren't as appealing as they used to be.

26. You don't know who most YouTubers are.

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27. You're a lot more interested in calm and relaxing hobbies than you used to be, like knitting, or guitar, or painting, or adult coloring books

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28. When you have to pull an all-nighter for some reason, you spend all night wondering how the hell you could pull these off in high school as often as you did.

And the next day you're an absolute disaster.
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And the next day you're an absolute disaster.

29. When you look at yourself in the mirror too closely, you start to notice the wrinkles and crow's feet your parents used to complain about all the time.

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30. And now you have to be in bed by 11pm every night, if not earlier, or else.

You've gotta get up early tomorrow, and if you don't get to bed, you'll just sit up all night counting all the hours of sleep you've missed out on.
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You've gotta get up early tomorrow, and if you don't get to bed, you'll just sit up all night counting all the hours of sleep you've missed out on.

This post was translated from Spanish.

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