1. You cringed at the accuracy of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
2. Your last name ends in s, o, or u.
3. You watched everyone else get chocolate for Easter, while you got discounted, stale chocolates a month later.
4. Sunday roasts were a lamb on the spit.
Souvlakis galore.
5. And your version of Tim Tams was your yiayia’s biscuits.
6. Your yiayia didn’t know the meaning of "I’m full" (whether she spoke English or not).
7. Your papou watered his concrete.
8. The first word you learnt at Greek school was "Malaka".
9. The term “youse” was grammatically correct, and referred to large crowds of relatives.
10. The only volume you knew was loud.
11. You wore Adidas before Stan Smiths were in style.
12. You had this rubbed on your gums when you were teething.
13. You didn't have hamburgers, you had keftedes.
14. You’ve been on the "Mediterranean diet" your entire life.
15. And you went to Greece before “European Summer” was a thing.
Even though you spent the entire time with family, surrounded by goats.