CasserolesHealing crystalsWhole Foods, Trader Joe's, or Fresh MarketGirls (the show)Dave Matthews BandKanye WestChildish GambinoHummusWeezerAcoustic covers of songsPBRKylie JennerExtreme sportsJourney (the band)Journeyz (the store)Big Bang TheoryNaked and AfraidFull HouseFriends (the show)Fresh Prince of Bel AirGoing back to natureFord F-250sUpcyclingVery close relationships with petsMountain climbing and/or skiingUnicyclingColumbusingLifestyle bloggingVoluntourismWorld of WarcraftLeague of LegendsRunescapeSkyrimMint chocolate chip ice creamLululemonJeeps without doorsNarrating animals' livesDip (chewing tobacco)TargetPronouncing Target as "tar-zhay"Poorly blended hair extensionsBig Green Tractor (do you know it?)Using salt as a spiceBath bombsWearing shorts in the coldCemetery activities (i.e. doing things in a cemetery that AREN'T funeral or death related)The OC90210 (the show)One Tree HillManifest Destiny (check this one if you're white)Using healing crystals (not related to a religion or spirituality)SurvivorUndercover BossAmazing RaceThe BachelorVictoria's SecretVoting for TrumpPumpkin Spice anythingSpelling names in a "quirky" way (i.e. Ashlaieigh)PhilosophyFascination with EuropeGuns and CamouflageCategorizing something as "ethnic" (i.e. "ethnic food")Drinking "chai" teaUsing Hitler as an example in conversationConspiracy theoriesChinese takeoutUsing the n-word as a non-black personNeck beardsInvestigating freaky noises in the dark aloneGossip GirlWorking out to the point of throwing upFrockets (front pockets on shirts)Spin classMason jarsEDMOppression Olympics ("you think YOU'VE got it hard,,,")Appropriative Halloween costumesThe "Speak to the Manager" Haircut
How Much Are YOU Into White Culture?
You're on your way to being taken into the new world that is White Culture. Watch out!
It's got you in its' throes!!
It has taken complete hold of you, despite your best efforts. Take your pumpkin spice and hope for the best!