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20 Steps To Becoming Hangry

Sometimes you get hungry, and sometimes you get hangry (hungry & angry).

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1. You realize you should probably eat soon.

It’s already 1:00pm and all you’ve had to eat is a piece of leftover pizza you found in the fridge.
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It’s already 1:00pm and all you’ve had to eat is a piece of leftover pizza you found in the fridge.

2. You weigh your options.

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You can’t decide if you should make food at home (the only thing you know how to make is Mac & Cheese) or spend money you DON’T have and pick up something close by.

3. You try to make lunch a social event.

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You invite your friends to happy hour to talk about what you think Mila & Ashton will name their baby, and sip (or gulp, depending on how your day is going) on Margaritas.

4. Your friends are lame.

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Everyone denies your request to gossip about celebrities over appetizers, and now it’s 3:00pm and you’re well on your way to starving.

5. You reassess the situation.

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Now that you know lunch (soon to be linner) will be a solo mission, you go back to #2.

6. You realize you are fresh out of Mac & Cheese.

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Now that making food at home is out the window, you start a list (in your head) of fast-food restaurants close by.

7. You decide what kind of food you’re in the mood for (harder than it seems).

Your list contains: Chipotle, Panda Express, and Panera. You’re not 100% sure about Chinese food (this isn’t a girls night), and you don’t want to eat a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting. But Panera can be expensive, and it’s not even sweater weather.
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Your list contains: Chipotle, Panda Express, and Panera. You’re not 100% sure about Chinese food (this isn’t a girls night), and you don’t want to eat a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting. But Panera can be expensive, and it’s not even sweater weather.

8. You brainstorm cheap options.

Well there’s always Jack in the Box, 2/$1.00 tacos. Or you could get some fries and a McChicken from McDonald’s. Oh! Taco Bell has that new dollar cravings menu! But wait, you’re in your twenties, not high school. You can afford some class.
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Well there’s always Jack in the Box, 2/$1.00 tacos. Or you could get some fries and a McChicken from McDonald’s. Oh! Taco Bell has that new dollar cravings menu!

But wait, you’re in your twenties, not high school. You can afford some class.

9. You realize it's dinnertime.

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In between evaluating your options and online shopping you realize its 6:00pm aka dinnertime. So now it’s a whole new ball game. You've barely eaten today so you don’t care about calories or portions. You just want a hearty meal to fill your empty stomach.

10. Here comes the angry.

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Now your stomach is making obnoxious noises. You start to feel light headed. You’re upset no one is there to go though this with you (see #4). You don’t care about money, or proximity. You just want food. NOW.

11. You basically give up.

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You decide there’s no way you can drive in the state you are in, so ordering in will have to do.

12. HANGRY.

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What do you mean you won't deliver my sandwich?!? All restaurants should deliver. I need food now!

No, don’t cry to the stranger on the other end of the phone. Just hang up and order pizza.

13. Pizza. Because pizza makes everything better.

You order two medium 2-topping pizzas from Dominos because they’re $5.99 each. You can eat one tonight and one for breakfast in the AM, so you won’t run into the same problem tomorrow.
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You order two medium 2-topping pizzas from Dominos because they’re $5.99 each. You can eat one tonight and one for breakfast in the AM, so you won’t run into the same problem tomorrow.

14. It’s going to take HOW LONG to get here?

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You are definitely in a state of hanger, and you don’t know if you can make it 20 minutes until your savior (pizza) arrives.

15. You watch the Domino’s Pizza Tracker like a stalker. A crazy, obsessed stalker.

This is self-explanatory.
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This is self-explanatory.

16. Your doorbell rings.

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No need to get up from the couch, because you were definitely waiting at the door for the pizza man (or woman).

17. You say thank you, grab your pizzas, and shut the door.

**You paid online. You didn’t stiff Dominos
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**You paid online. You didn’t stiff Dominos

18. You dig in.

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You eat your entire medium-sized pizza covered in mushroom and pepperoni, in less than ten minutes.

19. You enter into a food coma.

You can’t believe you just ate the whole pizza. Your hanger has disappeared, but you feel like you could sleep forever, and possibly through up.You are also experiencing minor eater's remorse, which is understandable.
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You can’t believe you just ate the whole pizza. Your hanger has disappeared, but you feel like you could sleep forever, and possibly through up.

You are also experiencing minor eater's remorse, which is understandable.

20. You are happy once again (see #13).

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