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This Is What Happens When You're Total Garbage At Dating

*Googles "how to flirt"*

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1. When you have a crush, you might notice everything sorta stops... even if it totally keeps moving for everyone else.

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What do you mean I'm not moving in slow motion and soft '90s R&B isn't playing the background?

2. And although you might think you have moves... your body and brain disconnect when you're around your crush.

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3. Seriously. What the hell is flirting, anyway?

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4. Your signature move is "laugh nervously and avoid all eye contact."

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5. Or the classic, "hide inside and eat your feelings until they go away."

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6. The only people you can be yourself around, you have zero interest in ACTUALLY dating.

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7. When you finally do find yourself in the presence of your ~crush~ you'd rather look at the ground instead of acknowledge the VOLCANO-LIKE SEXUAL TENSION YOU FEEL.

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8. And if you do get the courage to say something? Well, 90% of your script will come from an '80s rom-com.

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9. Butttttt, even though dating can be a bunch of bullshit — if you find someone who can kick it with you and your weirdo friends, you might just find the real deal.

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