The 2010 Super Soakers are here! Unfortunately, they're all entirely underwhelming when compared with the late 90s models. Still, I think that we should all gear up. Here's what your choice of Super Soaker says about you.
You don't really like to fight or get soaked. Most days of the week, you are afraid to even leave your house. One of these water pistols is kept under your pillow while you sleep at night. The other is shared amongst your 14 cats.
You want to seem in the know and "with it" when it comes to current trends. Rather than actually learn about comic mythology and Marvel canon, you believe that this dinky, little squirt gun will be adequate.