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    I Did The Impossible And Ranked The "Schitt's Creek" Characters From Worst To Best

    Ew, David.

    Warning: this post contains spoilers!

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    13. Mutt Schitt

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    I see why Alexis was into him in the beginning, he had that bad boy attractive vibe, the barn, I get it. But to me he lost of all of his sex appeal when he shaved his beard. And let's not forget he almost cheated on Twyla, who was writing a song about their love and truly deserved better. I don't miss him too much.

    12. Bob Currie

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    I feel bad putting him so low and I feel bad for Bob in general; he's a good man, a lonely soul, and he deserves happiness. I just found the whole Gwen storyline too depressing. Yikes

    11. Roland Schitt

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    I recognize that Roland saved the day on a couple of occasions, and he was generous and supportive in his own way... Look, I know he had good intentions overall, but I really wouldn't want to be stuck in his company for longer than five minutes.

    10. Ted Mullens

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    Ted is a good guy, and he definitely has a comeback after the awkward proposal storyline (so cringe). It was cute to see him and Alexis play around, but he's too uninteresting for Alexis and for us all. Sorry, Ted.

    9. Ronnie Lee

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    A great addition to the cast, Ronnie often was the voice of reason and I love her sarcasm. I was surprised to see how mushy she got at the end, but a good character overall.

    8. Jocelyn Schitt

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    The founder of the Jazzagals, the high school teacher, and the first lady of Schitt's Creek. Joycelyn is a good friend to Moira and by far the best member of the Schitt family.

    7. Twyla Sands

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    Twyla is such a positive character — always supportive of everyone, generous, and optimistic. She's a great friend and a great listener. I don't know how I feel about the final reveal of her "circumstances", but I love her presence throughout the six seasons.

    6. Johnny Rose

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    Gotta love Johnny, he is learning from his mistakes and wants to do better for his family. He's a supportive father, a romantic husband, and a great mentor to Stevie. Special mention to his eyebrows, they alone deserve a show.

    5. Patrick Brewer

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    Awww Patrick! He is so sweet, so patient, so funny, so caring... he even makes singing in public a little less awkward (just a little though). The world needs more real life Patricks!

    4. Stevie Budd

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    Oh Stevie, Stevie. What a delightful young lady!

    No but seriously, Stevie deserves some love. We see her going through many changes and challenges, and she gives us realness all throughout. Plus, she stole the show with her performance in Cabaret!

    3. Moira Rose

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    Moira Rose is from another planet. Her wardrobe choices, her wigs, her jewels, her accents, her not knowing the most basic information about her children?! The way she says bébé and the way she can't say Herb Ertlinger? It's just all too iconic.

    2. Alexis Rose

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    If we're talking personal growth, Alexis takes the crown. Like, she totally gets it. She goes back to school, starts a career, and most importantly, she becomes a strong and independent woman. How I wish we knew more of her stories with various celebs and royals!

    1. David Rose

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    David Rose is a little spoiled brat from the very beginning to that happy ending, but let's not lie, we wouldn't want him any other way! He did a lot of growing up and it's actually quite emotional to see him decide to stay and start his new life with Patrick, their shop, and their home. All the best to the happy couple!