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1. A morning vibes mug.
Get it from Joyful Fox on Etsy for $17.99.
2. A book for your commute.
3. A banner for your going-away-from-humans-and-never-coming-back bash.
Get it on Amazon for $19.
4. A tee that just gets you.
Get it from The Tee Studio on Etsy for $12. Available in three colors, sizes S-XXL.
5. A phone case that's soft, kinda protective, and says "fuck off" while being clingy, like a real cat.
Get it on Amazon for $9.99. Also available in light pink, neon pink, and black. Compatible with iPhone 6/6S.
6. A welcome mat.
Get it on Amazon for $14.95.
8. This garden gnome.
Get it on Amazon for $18.99.
9. A duvet that reiterates what the closed door apparently failed to make clear.
Get it from Society6 for $99+. Available in three sizes.
10. A shirt that knows honesty is the best policy.
Get it on Amazon for $24.99. Available in sizes S-XXL.
11. A phone case with a polite suggestion.
Get it on Amazon for $28. Compatible with iPhone 7.
12. A tote that broadcasts how you feel about unwanted interactions/advances.
Get it from Lisa Rose Illustration on Etsy for $15.42.
13. Keyring labels that may act as subtle social deterrents.
14. A sweatshirt that doesn't have time for anyone's shit.
Get it from Nylon for $50. Available in sizes S-XL.
15. A little Monday flare.
Get it from diadoodles on Etsy for $7.71.
16. A tote for quiet, artistic types.
Get it from Society6 for $20+. Available in three sizes.
18. Heart patches that want what the heart wants.
Get it from The Lazy Craft Store on Etsy for $3.80/each.
19. A sleep mask for living out hibernation fantasies.
20. A cute print for your breakfast nook.
Get it from Society6 for $19+. Available in five sizes.
21. A needlepoint for home: where the heart is — and the people aren't.
Get it from Alicia Watkins on Etsy for $17.99.
22. Little reminders for drivers who think the painted lines are mere suggestions.
23. A fleece blanket warmer than a human embrace.
Get it from Society6 for $49+. Available in three sizes.
24. This tank, 'cuz cals > pals.
Get it from Nylon for $44. Available in sizes XS-L.
25. And a hat that wouldn't be caught dead.
Get it from Nylon for $20.
