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1. A morning vibes mug.
2. A book for your commute.
3. A banner for your going-away-from-humans-and-never-coming-back bash.
4. A tee that just gets you.
5. A phone case that's soft, kinda protective, and says "fuck off" while being clingy, like a real cat.
6. A welcome mat.
7. A message to anyone who's convinced of their ownership over your facial expressions.
8. This garden gnome.
9. A duvet that reiterates what the closed door apparently failed to make clear.
10. A shirt that knows honesty is the best policy.
11. A phone case with a polite suggestion.
12. A tote that broadcasts how you feel about unwanted interactions/advances.
13. Keyring labels that may act as subtle social deterrents.
14. A sweatshirt that doesn't have time for anyone's shit.
15. A little Monday flare.
16. A tote for quiet, artistic types.
17. A tee that prioritizes personal space.
18. Heart patches that want what the heart wants.
19. A sleep mask for living out hibernation fantasies.
20. A cute print for your breakfast nook.
21. A needlepoint for home: where the heart is — and the people aren't.
22. Little reminders for drivers who think the painted lines are mere suggestions.
23. A fleece blanket warmer than a human embrace.
24. This tank, 'cuz cals > pals.
25. And a hat that wouldn't be caught dead.
