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    25 Products That'll Tell People To GTFO

    ♫ I want to be, where the people aren't ♫

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    1. A morning vibes mug.

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    Get it from Joyful Fox on Etsy for $17.99.

    2. A book for your commute.

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    Get it on Amazon for $10.99. Also available for Kindle.

    3. A banner for your going-away-from-humans-and-never-coming-back bash.

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    Get it on Amazon for $19.

    4. A tee that just gets you.

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    Get it from The Tee Studio on Etsy for $12. Available in three colors, sizes S-XXL.

    5. A phone case that's soft, kinda protective, and says "fuck off" while being clingy, like a real cat.

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    Get it on Amazon for $9.99. Also available in light pink, neon pink, and black. Compatible with iPhone 6/6S.

    6. A welcome mat.

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    Get it on Amazon for $14.95.

    7. A message to anyone who's convinced of their ownership over your facial expressions.

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    Get it from andMorgan on Etsy for $20. Available in sizes S-3XL.

    8. This garden gnome.

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    Get it on Amazon for $18.99.

    9. A duvet that reiterates what the closed door apparently failed to make clear.

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    Get it from Society6 for $99+. Available in three sizes.

    10. A shirt that knows honesty is the best policy.

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    Get it on Amazon for $24.99. Available in sizes S-XXL.

    11. A phone case with a polite suggestion.

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    Get it on Amazon for $28. Compatible with iPhone 7.

    12. A tote that broadcasts how you feel about unwanted interactions/advances.

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    Get it from Lisa Rose Illustration on Etsy for $15.42.

    13. Keyring labels that may act as subtle social deterrents.

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    Get "biter" ($15), "dungeon" ($15), and others at Various Projects.

    14. A sweatshirt that doesn't have time for anyone's shit.

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    Get it from Nylon for $50. Available in sizes S-XL.

    15. A little Monday flare.

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    Get it from diadoodles on Etsy for $7.71.

    16. A tote for quiet, artistic types.

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    Get it from Society6 for $20+. Available in three sizes.

    17. A tee that prioritizes personal space.

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    Get it from SpiceTeen on Etsy for $15. Print available in two colors, shirt available in sizes S-L.

    18. Heart patches that want what the heart wants.

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    Get it from The Lazy Craft Store on Etsy for $3.80/each.

    19. A sleep mask for living out hibernation fantasies.

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    Get it from szududu on Etsy for $24+. Available with silk or cotton lining.

    20. A cute print for your breakfast nook.

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    Get it from Society6 for $19+. Available in five sizes.

    21. A needlepoint for home: where the heart is — and the people aren't.

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    Get it from Alicia Watkins on Etsy for $17.99.

    22. Little reminders for drivers who think the painted lines are mere suggestions.

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    Get them on Zazzle ($27.45 for 100) or Amazon ($8.99 for 10).

    23. A fleece blanket warmer than a human embrace.

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    Get it from Society6 for $49+. Available in three sizes.

    24. This tank, 'cuz cals > pals.

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    Get it from Nylon for $44. Available in sizes XS-L.

    25. And a hat that wouldn't be caught dead.

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    Get it from Nylon for $20.

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