25 Products That'll Tell People To GTFO
♫ I want to be, where the people aren't ♫
A book for your commute.
A banner for your going-away-from-humans-and-never-coming-back bash.
A tee that just gets you.
A phone case that's soft, kinda protective, and says "fuck off" while being clingy, like a real cat.
A message to anyone who's convinced of their ownership over your facial expressions.
A duvet that reiterates what the closed door apparently failed to make clear.
A shirt that knows honesty is the best policy.
A tote that broadcasts how you feel about unwanted interactions/advances.
A sweatshirt that doesn't have time for anyone's shit.
A little Monday flare.
A tote for quiet, artistic types.
A tee that prioritizes personal space.
A sleep mask for living out hibernation fantasies.
A cute print for your breakfast nook.
A needlepoint for home: where the heart is — and the people aren't.
Little reminders for drivers who think the painted lines are mere suggestions.
This tank, 'cuz cals > pals.
And a hat that wouldn't be caught dead.
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