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25 Products That'll Tell People To GTFO

♫ I want to be, where the people aren't ♫

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1. A morning vibes mug.

Get it from Joyful Fox on Etsy for $17.99.
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Get it from Joyful Fox on Etsy for $17.99.

2. A book for your commute.

Get it on Amazon for $10.99. Also available for Kindle.
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Get it on Amazon for $10.99. Also available for Kindle.

3. A banner for your going-away-from-humans-and-never-coming-back bash.

Get it on Amazon for $19.
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Get it on Amazon for $19.

4. A tee that just gets you.

Get it from The Tee Studio on Etsy for $12. Available in three colors, sizes S-XXL.
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Get it from The Tee Studio on Etsy for $12. Available in three colors, sizes S-XXL.

5. A phone case that's soft, kinda protective, and says "fuck off" while being clingy, like a real cat.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99. Also available in light pink, neon pink, and black. Compatible with iPhone 6/6S.
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Get it on Amazon for $9.99. Also available in light pink, neon pink, and black. Compatible with iPhone 6/6S.

6. A welcome mat.

Get it on Amazon for $14.95.
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Get it on Amazon for $14.95.

7. A message to anyone who's convinced of their ownership over your facial expressions.

Get it from andMorgan on Etsy for $20. Available in sizes S-3XL.
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Get it from andMorgan on Etsy for $20. Available in sizes S-3XL.

8. This garden gnome.

Get it on Amazon for $18.99.
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Get it on Amazon for $18.99.

9. A duvet that reiterates what the closed door apparently failed to make clear.

Get it from Society6 for $99+. Available in three sizes.
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Get it from Society6 for $99+. Available in three sizes.

10. A shirt that knows honesty is the best policy.

Get it on Amazon for $24.99. Available in sizes S-XXL.
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Get it on Amazon for $24.99. Available in sizes S-XXL.

11. A phone case with a polite suggestion.

Get it on Amazon for $28. Compatible with iPhone 7.
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Get it on Amazon for $28. Compatible with iPhone 7.

12. A tote that broadcasts how you feel about unwanted interactions/advances.

Get it from Lisa Rose Illustration on Etsy for $15.42.
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Get it from Lisa Rose Illustration on Etsy for $15.42.

13. Keyring labels that may act as subtle social deterrents.

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Get "biter" ($15), "dungeon" ($15), and others at Various Projects.

14. A sweatshirt that doesn't have time for anyone's shit.

Get it from Nylon for $50. Available in sizes S-XL.
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Get it from Nylon for $50. Available in sizes S-XL.

15. A little Monday flare.

Get it from diadoodles on Etsy for $7.71.
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Get it from diadoodles on Etsy for $7.71.

16. A tote for quiet, artistic types.

Get it from Society6 for $20+. Available in three sizes.
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Get it from Society6 for $20+. Available in three sizes.

17. A tee that prioritizes personal space.

Get it from SpiceTeen on Etsy for $15. Print available in two colors, shirt available in sizes S-L.
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Get it from SpiceTeen on Etsy for $15. Print available in two colors, shirt available in sizes S-L.

18. Heart patches that want what the heart wants.

Get it from The Lazy Craft Store on Etsy for $3.80/each.
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Get it from The Lazy Craft Store on Etsy for $3.80/each.

19. A sleep mask for living out hibernation fantasies.

Get it from szududu on Etsy for $24+. Available with silk or cotton lining.
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Get it from szududu on Etsy for $24+. Available with silk or cotton lining.

20. A cute print for your breakfast nook.

Get it from Society6 for $19+. Available in five sizes.
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Get it from Society6 for $19+. Available in five sizes.

21. A needlepoint for home: where the heart is — and the people aren't.

Get it from Alicia Watkins on Etsy for $17.99.
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Get it from Alicia Watkins on Etsy for $17.99.

22. Little reminders for drivers who think the painted lines are mere suggestions.

Get them on Zazzle ($27.45 for 100) or Amazon ($8.99 for 10).
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Get them on Zazzle ($27.45 for 100) or Amazon ($8.99 for 10).

23. A fleece blanket warmer than a human embrace.

Get it from Society6 for $49+. Available in three sizes.
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Get it from Society6 for $49+. Available in three sizes.

24. This tank, 'cuz cals > pals.

Get it from Nylon for $44. Available in sizes XS-L.
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Get it from Nylon for $44. Available in sizes XS-L.

25. And a hat that wouldn't be caught dead.

Get it from Nylon for $20.
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Get it from Nylon for $20.

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