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1. Cupcake-flavored toothpaste: fulfilling the dream of fighting cavities with confection.
Get it on Amazon for $6.55.
2. Lollipops for those who think pizza would be EVEN BETTER as a ball of corn syrup.
Get them from Lollyphile for $8 for four lollipops. Also available in flavors like bourbon, blue cheese, chardonnay, and maple bacon.
3. A retro-style tabletop cotton candy maker for whipping up pillowy goodness at parties.
Get it from Amazon for $28.
4. Milk chocolate mini cups because it's winter, time to get your shots.
Get them on Amazon for $19.95 for 16. Also available in dark chocolate.
5. Cinnamon bun soaps you can use during your "Pour Some Sugar on Me" shower ballad.
Get them from Aubrey E Apothecary on Etsy for $6.95 for two soaps.
6. These prosecco gummies for a chewy alternative to your favorite bubbly.
7. A set of four sundae-ready ice cream bowls.
Get them from Boutique Party Shop on Etsy for $22.99 (or one for $5.75).
8. A chocolate stash for emergency cravings only.
Get it from S & J Dezigns on Etsy for $27.14.
9. A set of five acrylic air-lock canisters that keep your collection fresh.
Get them on Amazon for $19.99 for set of five.
10. Five pounds of any Haribo gummy your heart desires, from raspberries to peaches to happy cola.
Get them on Amazon for $13.89+.
11. Or maybe one pound of Snickers or Reese's Cups.
12. Milk chocolate Thank You, Birthday, and Valentine's Day bars that are (life hack!) a card and a gift in one.
Get them at Hershey's Store for $10.95 (Valentine's Day) and $12.95 (Thank You and Birthday).
13. Caffeinated Coffee Cubes, for a pick-me-up that's a chewy candy rather than a scorching cup of bitter firewater.
Get them on Amazon for $42 for 20 packs of four.
14. A pair of pink chocolate-dipped pretzel socks.
Get them at Look Human for $11.99.
16. Candy shaped like raw fish.
Get it on Amazon for $3.68. Available in five flavors, some more intriguing than others.
17. A candy cake far superior to the usual layers-of-bread cake.
Get it on Amazon for $61.23.
18. Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment with SPF 15 for healthy lips as sweet as sugar.
Get it at Sephora for $24. Available in 12 different flavors/tints.
19. This lamp, because ice cream lights up your life.
Get it from Great Big Stuff for $49.99. Also available in "hand scoop" hard ice cream-style cone.
20. And a vinyl wall decal for your kind of home.
Like tooth, like home.
Get it at Wayfair for $25.99.
21. Jelly Belly's Beanboozled, a board game with sweet rewards and booger-flavored penalties.
Get it on Amazon for $8.10. Also available with jelly bean refill pack.
22. A Coca-Cola series slush machine for Slurpee fiends.
Get it from Amazon for $42.94.
23. A Hangry Kit containing 18 prescription-strength sour candies.
Get it on Amazon for $17.99. Also available in super duper (36 candies).
24. Nipyatas, the piñata for people who pair their candy with tiny booze and violence.
Get it at Nipyata for $89.99+. Also available in age- and holiday-themed.
25. Green apple-flavored gummy army men for all of us at war with kale.
Get them on Amazon for $21.63 for five pounds.
26. A trip to the real-life Wonka Factory, chocolate-themed restaurant Max Brenner.
27. A T-shirt of what makes you tick.
Get it from RedBubble for $24.80. Available in 18 colors, sizes S-3XL.
28. And an actual 26-pound gummy bear with a hollow tummy bowl you can fill with more gummy bears. (Fork and knife not included, coma guaranteed).
