Zoë Burnett / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. Cupcake-flavored toothpaste: fulfilling the dream of fighting cavities with confection. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $6.55. 2. Lollipops for those who think pizza would be EVEN BETTER as a ball of corn syrup. lollyphile.com Get them from Lollyphile for $8 for four lollipops. Also available in flavors like bourbon, blue cheese, chardonnay, and maple bacon. 3. A retro-style tabletop cotton candy maker for whipping up pillowy goodness at parties. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $28. 4. Milk chocolate mini cups because it's winter, time to get your shots. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $19.95 for 16. Also available in dark chocolate. 5. Cinnamon bun soaps you can use during your "Pour Some Sugar on Me" shower ballad. etsy.com Get them from Aubrey E Apothecary on Etsy for $6.95 for two soaps. 6. These prosecco gummies for a chewy alternative to your favorite bubbly. firebox.com Get them from Firebox for $10.39. Available in classic or fizzy. 7. A set of four sundae-ready ice cream bowls. etsy.com Get them from Boutique Party Shop on Etsy for $22.99 (or one for $5.75). 8. A chocolate stash for emergency cravings only. etsy.com Get it from S & J Dezigns on Etsy for $27.14. 9. A set of five acrylic air-lock canisters that keep your collection fresh. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $19.99 for set of five. 10. Five pounds of any Haribo gummy your heart desires, from raspberries to peaches to happy cola. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $13.89+. 11. Or maybe one pound of Snickers or Reese's Cups. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $13.89 (Snickers) and and $13.94 (Reese's) 12. Milk chocolate Thank You, Birthday, and Valentine's Day bars that are (life hack!) a card and a gift in one. hersheysstore.com, hersheysstore.com Get them at Hershey's Store for $10.95 (Valentine's Day) and $12.95 (Thank You and Birthday). 13. Caffeinated Coffee Cubes, for a pick-me-up that's a chewy candy rather than a scorching cup of bitter firewater. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $42 for 20 packs of four. 14. A pair of pink chocolate-dipped pretzel socks. lookhuman.com Get them at Look Human for $11.99. 15. Lollipops that look like dragon eyeballs for your next D&D get-together. etsy.com Get set of 24 from LIQNYC on Etsy for $55. 16. Candy shaped like raw fish. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $3.68. Available in five flavors, some more intriguing than others. 17. A candy cake far superior to the usual layers-of-bread cake. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $61.23. 18. Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment with SPF 15 for healthy lips as sweet as sugar. sephora.com Get it at Sephora for $24. Available in 12 different flavors/tints. 19. This lamp, because ice cream lights up your life. greatbigstuff.com Get it from Great Big Stuff for $49.99. Also available in "hand scoop" hard ice cream-style cone. 20. And a vinyl wall decal for your kind of home. wayfair.com Like tooth, like home.Get it at Wayfair for $25.99. 21. Jelly Belly's Beanboozled, a board game with sweet rewards and booger-flavored penalties. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $8.10. Also available with jelly bean refill pack. 22. A Coca-Cola series slush machine for Slurpee fiends. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $42.94. 23. A Hangry Kit containing 18 prescription-strength sour candies. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $17.99. Also available in super duper (36 candies). 24. Nipyatas, the piñata for people who pair their candy with tiny booze and violence. nipyata.com Get it at Nipyata for $89.99+. Also available in age- and holiday-themed. 25. Green apple-flavored gummy army men for all of us at war with kale. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $21.63 for five pounds. 26. A trip to the real-life Wonka Factory, chocolate-themed restaurant Max Brenner. ecommerce.custcon.com Order a gift card here. See Max Brenner locations here. 27. A T-shirt of what makes you tick. redbubble.com Get it from RedBubble for $24.80. Available in 18 colors, sizes S-3XL. 28. And an actual 26-pound gummy bear with a hollow tummy bowl you can fill with more gummy bears. (Fork and knife not included, coma guaranteed). vat19.com Get it at Vat19 for $149.99. Available in red cherry, orange, green apple, and blue raspberry. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!