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25 Things For People Who Like Comfort More Than People

Hold on, there's a missed call from my sofa.

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1. A monthly stylish sock subscription that means one less trip outside.

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Subscriptions start at $11.99 at Say it With a Sock.

2. This ostrich pillow that lets you bury your face in sleep mode no matter where you are.

Get it for $46.80 on Amazon.

3. A t-shirt that reminds people how much you're sacrificing for them right now.

Get it for $12.50 from QuirkyShirty on Etsy.

4. A four-foot-long bear pillow that gives the best snuggles.

Also comes in fox, chocolate lab, yellow lab, cow, fawn, and cat.

Get it for $79.99 at Wayfair.

5. This shower curtain that lets other people know when it's "me time."

Get it for $80 from The Red Umbrella Shop on Etsy.

6. Hobbit slippers you can wear for the 34 hours it takes to watch the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Get them for $18.99 on Amazon.

7. This shearling cocoon pet bed because sometimes even dogs can't people.

Get it for $79.99 at Amazon.

8. These Edison bulb string lights that are dim and cozy and cinematic.

Get them for $32 at Urban Outfitters.

9. A travel sleep mask for disconnecting.

Get it for $10.69 on Amazon.

10. These sleek stereo headphones because... sorry I can't hear you, I don't want to.

Available in Bordeaux Pink, Charcoal Black, Lime Yellow, Cinnabar Red, and Viridian Blue.

Get them for $198 on Amazon.

11. A wearable blanket for giving up in.

Get it for $29.99 on Amazon.

12. A decorative plate that elegantly states the obvious.

Get it for $24.54 from Lou Brown Vintage on Etsy.

13. The perfect wine glass for those not comfortable with sharing.

Get it for $17.99 on Amazon.

14. A bath mat that tells you what human people might forget to.

Get it for $34 at Urban Outfitters.

15. A split-king sleep number bed, like I know you want to cuddle, but I'm a 46, and you're a 28, soooo . . .

Get it for $3,949.99 on Amazon.

16. A single-person sauna for when you just want to have a good sweat and not risk eye contact with unfamiliar balls.

Get it for $1,259.99 at Wayfair.

17. This tee for people who made their decision and are absolutely okay with it.

Get it for $28 at Greeving Cards.

18. This one-person tent for spectators who are here to watch the game, not make friends.

Get it for $168 on Amazon.

19. A super cozy sleeping bag for when you just gotta get away from people and sleep in grass.

Get it for $49.84 on Amazon.

20. A casual 1,079-page read that'll have you canceling all of next year's plans.

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Get it for $11.90 from Amazon.

21. This ultra-foofy down alternative comforter for hibernating.

Get it for $29 on Amazon.

22. These toe alignment socks that you'll wear and literally have to fight off people trying to be friends with you.

Get them for $6.99 on Amazon.

23. A blanket for people who want to be where the people aren't.

Get it for $26.99 on Amazon.

24. A floor-mopping robot that lets you stay in bed and watch Swamp People.

Get it for $39 from Firebox.

25. And an enormous foam bag chair that sucks you into its loving quicksand arms and no, you can't get on it with me.

Available in ten colors.

Get it for $110 on Amazon.

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