Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A set of six dorky cork coasters. etsy.com Get the set of six from creativitycards on Etsy for $14. 2. A t-shirt for the fit foodie. etsy.com Not sorry they're so hot and steamy.Get it from Doodles and Dots on Etsy for $13.50+. Available in sizes S-XXL. 3. A punderful love mug. etsy.com Get it from Serendipity Vita on Etsy for $12.78. 4. This IRL banana hammock. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $19.49. 5. This perfectly dry pictorial singalong. etsy.com Get it from punsintended on Etsy for $15+. 6. This genius tee that . . . wait for it . . . 😂😂😂 etsy.com Get it from Twisted Monkey Apparel on Etsy for $15+. Available in four colors, sizes S-4XL. 7. A pizza cutter for the dad who came, who sawed, who conquered. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $15.36. 8. A mug for powering up. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $15.20. 9. A wall-hanging that puts you in the right *wine*set. etsy.com Get it from The Painted Sign Co. on Etsy for $19.99. 10. This fraudulent noodle fridge magnet. zazzle.com Get it from Zazzle for $4.05. Available in three sizes. 11. A t-shirt for the snorter, the hooter, the fingergun shooter. etsy.com Get it from BoooTees on Etsy for $14.99+. Available in 21 colors, sizes S-3XL. 12. A bag for your junk. etsy.com Get it from That Darn Yarn Co. on Etsy for $16. 13. A shirt for the anatomy nerd. etsy.com Get it from FatCatTees on Etsy for $16.95+. Available in 23 colors, sizes S-XXL. 14. A mug that doubles as a disaster kit. etsy.com Get it from Paper Plane on Etsy for $12.73. 15. This cheeky a-hole paperweight. uncommongoods.com Get it from Uncommon Goods for $45. 16. A t-shirt that couldn't get the job done. cafepress.com (A group of crows is called a "murder.")Get it from Cafe Press for $14.95. Available in 18 colors, sizes S-3XL. 17. A tote that's a total 10. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $27.20. Available in two sizes. 18. A tee that . . . just stop it. redbubble.com Get it from Redbubble for $23.73. Available in 18 colors, sizes S-3XL. 19. These socks fit for the king. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $15.95. 20. A pencil holder for staying sharp. etsy.com Get it from Serendipity Vita on Etsy for $29.40. 21. A tee that's got jokes. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $19.99. Available in three colors, sizes S-2XL. 22. A mug for those who need coffee and the sound of silence. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $15.20. 23. A guitar pick that's a stainless steal LOLOLOL. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $9.99. 24. A golf tee that's subpar at best. cafepress.com Get it from Cafe Press for $19.99. Available in sizes S-4XL and tall sizes. 25. This wordplay as foreplay. etsy.com Get it from HappyLetterShop on Etsy for $18+. 26. This phone case with the ultimate knee-slapper. redbubble.com Get it from Redbubble for $25. Available for Samsung Galaxy S3-S7 Edge. 27. A crate of fire starters that are dy-no-mite. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $29.99. 28. And wait, there's myrrh. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $5.56. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC / Via giphy.com Ehhhh . . . EHHHHH!??? Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!