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27 Of The Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Get On Amazon

The holidays are all about outdoing one another. The products in this post were updated in December 2017.

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1. A sweater that imagines the glorious potential of a Game of Thrones/North Pole crossover.

Cersei Lannister has nothing on Santa.Price: $29.99
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Cersei Lannister has nothing on Santa.

Price: $29.99

2. A Christmas sweatshirt that reminds us what this season is really about, and that's T. rex Santa Godzilla shooting lightning out of its mouth while comets rain down from the skies.

Promising review: "I just won Christmas." —TAXMAN1976Price: $17.99+. Available in 21 designs
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Promising review: "I just won Christmas." —TAXMAN1976

Price: $17.99+. Available in 21 designs

3. A sweater with Stormtroopers firing Christmas cheer lasers out of candy-cane guns.

Price: $39.95

4. A sweater that gives it up for the guy who made it all possible.

Promising review: "I bought this for my 23-year-old daughter to wear for her Christmas card pic with her roommates. Her comment to me was, 'I'm gonna wear the s*** out of this sweater for the entire month of December.' Cool Mom Award comin' my way." —CJKPrice: $34.95
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Promising review: "I bought this for my 23-year-old daughter to wear for her Christmas card pic with her roommates. Her comment to me was, 'I'm gonna wear the s*** out of this sweater for the entire month of December.' Cool Mom Award comin' my way." —CJK

Price: $34.95

5. This Chanukah tuxedo T-shirt eyesore.

Promising review: "It's even gloriously better/worse than I could have ever possibly imagined!!!" —rachel e. hellerPrice: $17.71+
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Promising review: "It's even gloriously better/worse than I could have ever possibly imagined!!!" —rachel e. heller

Price: $17.71+

6. A sweater vest. Extra points for sweater vests.

Promising review: "It's as hideous as advertised." —JeremyPrice: $24.99
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Promising review: "It's as hideous as advertised." —Jeremy

Price: $24.99

7. A Christmas sweater complete with tinsel-ball suspenders.

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Promising review: "I won the ugly Christmas sweater contest this year. The cut was a little small." —Theresa Danielle Driscoll

Price: $59.95

8. A Fair Isle knit that beautifully illustrates the origins of this sacred holiday.

Promising review: "This sweater is great; it says I love America, Jesus, Santa, and The Lion King all in one." —Jim BeamerPrice: $24.99+
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Promising review: "This sweater is great; it says I love America, Jesus, Santa, and The Lion King all in one." —Jim Beamer

Price: $24.99+

9. A creepy horseface sweater to match your creepy horseface mask.

Promising review: "Got four and took a family photo with my roommates. Needless to say, we were the most popular guys in JCPenney." —Brian HartkopfPrice: $26.99
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Promising review: "Got four and took a family photo with my roommates. Needless to say, we were the most popular guys in JCPenney." —Brian Hartkopf

Price: $26.99

10. A shiny, joyous tribute to the Christmas Kraken.

Promising review: "This sweater is absolutely magnificent for your Christmas parties. It's soft, the Santa octopus is wonderful, and I am very pleased with this purchase." —L. M. NelsonPrice: $29
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Promising review: "This sweater is absolutely magnificent for your Christmas parties. It's soft, the Santa octopus is wonderful, and I am very pleased with this purchase." —L. M. Nelson

Price: $29

11. A sweater for anyone trying to avoid bullshit this holiday season.

Promising review: "My first name is Felicia, so when I saw this sweater I HAD to have it. The only thing I don't like about it is that when Christmas is over I have to wait another year to wear it again. Whomp whomp." —TheNotoriousMOMPrice: $18.99+
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Promising review: "My first name is Felicia, so when I saw this sweater I HAD to have it. The only thing I don't like about it is that when Christmas is over I have to wait another year to wear it again. Whomp whomp." —TheNotoriousMOM

Price: $18.99+

12. These Christmas pullovers that keep it Fresh.

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Promising review: "My sister loved the product! Makes a great Christmas gift! The picture stands out and is a very high-quality image and not blurry at all! Any Will Smith fan with love you forever if you buy them this sweater." —DankTips

Price: $29.99+

13. A sweater that sees Santa in a new light.

Promising review: "This thing is hideous. I love it. This is the least flattering garment on the planet. The wine and whiskey spill stains I added only make it look better." —Fletch711Price: $26.24
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Promising review: "This thing is hideous. I love it. This is the least flattering garment on the planet. The wine and whiskey spill stains I added only make it look better." —Fletch711

Price: $26.24

14. A Chanukah sweater filled with Chappiness.

Promising review: "It's a little bigger than I expected, but people don't even notice that it's a little too long when you have such happy dancing dreidels on your torso." —B. BitoPrice: $39.95
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Promising review: "It's a little bigger than I expected, but people don't even notice that it's a little too long when you have such happy dancing dreidels on your torso." —B. Bito

Price: $39.95

15. This festive number with everyone's favorite photo-bombing Christmas sloth.

Promising review: "Wore this to my job interview and got hired." —Daniel KerleyPrice: $38.64
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Promising review: "Wore this to my job interview and got hired." —Daniel Kerley

Price: $38.64

16. A Christmas sweater that's pretttttty dark, you guys!

Promising review: "Funny sweater with a great concept! Run before you get picked up and eaten." —Love a deal!Price: $39.95
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Promising review: "Funny sweater with a great concept! Run before you get picked up and eaten." —Love a deal!

Price: $39.95

17. A holiday T-shirt that keeps it classy.

Promising review: "It's like a train wreck. You just can't take you eyes off it." —Amazon CustomerPrice: $17.72+
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Promising review: "It's like a train wreck. You just can't take you eyes off it." —Amazon Customer

Price: $17.72+

18. A Christmas knit with an alternative ending.

Promising review: "It's my firm belief that Christmas isn't gory enough, so imagine my surprise when I discovered this little gem. Fits well, soft and cozy, annoys the right relatives." --Thaddeus and AmandaPrice: $16.83
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Promising review: "It's my firm belief that Christmas isn't gory enough, so imagine my surprise when I discovered this little gem. Fits well, soft and cozy, annoys the right relatives." --Thaddeus and Amanda

Price: $16.83

19. A sweater for believers.

Promising review: "Speaks for itself. If you wear this sweater, getting ladies will be no problemo." —Eric KurtzPrice: $42.02
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Promising review: "Speaks for itself. If you wear this sweater, getting ladies will be no problemo." —Eric Kurtz

Price: $42.02

20. A sweatshirt covered in terrified-looking Santacats.

Promising review: "Purrfectly Christmas." —Amazon CustomerPrice: $37
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Promising review: "Purrfectly Christmas." —Amazon Customer

Price: $37

21. A sweater for people who do Crossfit.

Promising review: "Fits a little small. Super-nice quality. Can't wait to wear this bitch to the gym." —Jacob HatcherPrice: $26.24
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Promising review: "Fits a little small. Super-nice quality. Can't wait to wear this bitch to the gym." —Jacob Hatcher

Price: $26.24

22. A cozy sweater for creationists.

Promising review: "It's the best Christmas sweater ever. It has dinosaurs, religious history, attention to detail, and is really comfortable. If you need to be the flyest guy at your Christmas party, get it." —DangerPrice: $26.99
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Promising review: "It's the best Christmas sweater ever. It has dinosaurs, religious history, attention to detail, and is really comfortable. If you need to be the flyest guy at your Christmas party, get it." —Danger

Price: $26.99

23. A sweater that's simple, yet elegant.

Promising review: "What can I say. It's a black sweater with two blue Christmas ornaments that reads 'Balls.'" —dpgflaPrice: $23.24
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Promising review: "What can I say. It's a black sweater with two blue Christmas ornaments that reads 'Balls.'" —dpgfla

Price: $23.24

24. A sweater for 🎶 prospero año y felicidad. 🎶

Promising review: "Perfect for our Christmas card this year." —Amazon CustomerPrice: $49.99+
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Promising review: "Perfect for our Christmas card this year." —Amazon Customer

Price: $49.99+

25. This gift to mankind.

Promising review: "This sweater is so ugly. When people don't understand the concept and want to compliment me, they say something like, 'Oh wow your sweater is so festive!' Festive = Ugly. Great success." —JNFPrice: $9.42+
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Promising review: "This sweater is so ugly. When people don't understand the concept and want to compliment me, they say something like, 'Oh wow your sweater is so festive!' Festive = Ugly. Great success." —JNF

Price: $9.42+

26. This is just, you know, cats burning up presents with the lasers coming from their eyes.

Promising review: "You can't go wrong. I mean, it's cats burning up presents with the lasers coming from their eyes." —Andi D.Price: $24.95+
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Promising review: "You can't go wrong. I mean, it's cats burning up presents with the lasers coming from their eyes." —Andi D.

Price: $24.95+

27. And a sweater for anyone celebrating the season in warmer climes.

Promising review: "Not too useful as everyday wear." —Dan HannaPrice: $29.99
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Promising review: "Not too useful as everyday wear." —Dan Hanna

Price: $29.99

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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