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1. A sweater with a functional stocking pocket that lets you hold things near and dear to your heart.
2. A Christmas sweatshirt that reminds us what this season is really about, and that's T. rex Santa Godzilla shooting lightning out of its mouth while comets rain down from the skies.
3. A sweater with Stormtroopers firing Christmas cheer lasers out of candy-cane guns.
4. A sweater that gives it up for the guy who made it all possible.
5. This Chanukah tuxedo T-shirt eyesore.
6. A sweater vest. Extra points for sweater vests.
7. A Christmas sweater complete with tinsel-ball suspenders.
8. A Fair Isle knit that beautifully illustrates the origins of this sacred holiday.
9. A "Wrecking Ball"-inspired Christmas sweater. The holidays are no excuse not to bemoan your breakup with Liam Hemsworth in sexual, unhygienic ways.
11. A shiny, joyous tribute to the Christmas Kraken.
12. A sweater for anyone trying to avoid bullshit this holiday season.
13. These Christmas pullovers that keep it Fresh.
14. A sweater that sees Santa in a new light.
15. A Chanukah sweater filled with Chappiness.
16. This festive number with everyone's favorite photo-bombing Christmas sloth.
17. A Christmas sweater that's pretttttty dark, you guys!
18. A holiday T-shirt that keeps it classy.
19. A Christmas knit with an alternative ending.
20. A sweater for believers.
21. A sweatshirt covered in terrified-looking Santacats.
22. A sweater for people who do Crossfit.
24. A cozy sweater for creationists.
25. A sweater that's simple, yet elegant.
26. A sweater for 🎶 prospero año y felicidad. 🎶
27. This gift to mankind.
28. A "Happy Llamukah" sweater with 3D tallit detail.
29. This is just, you know, cats burning up presents with the lasers coming from their eyes.
30. And a sweater for anyone celebrating the season in warmer climes.
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