back to top
Shopping

30 Of The Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Get On Amazon

The holidays are all about outdoing one another.

Posted on

We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.

1. A sweater with a functional stocking pocket that lets you hold things near and dear to your heart.

amazon.com

Promising review: "I'm so excited to wear this to an ugly sweater party! The stocking is super soft and has an inner pocket that's high enough to function as a card or phone holder." —Maiya

Price: $49.95

2. A Christmas sweatshirt that reminds us what this season is really about, and that's T. rex Santa Godzilla shooting lightning out of its mouth while comets rain down from the skies.

Advertisement

4. A sweater that gives it up for the guy who made it all possible.

amazon.com

Promising review: "I bought this for my 23-year-old daughter to wear for her Christmas card pic with her roommates. Her comment to me was, 'I'm gonna wear the s*** out of this sweater for the entire month of December.' Cool Mom Award comin' my way." —CJK

Price: $49.95

7. A Christmas sweater complete with tinsel-ball suspenders.

amazon.com

Promising review: "I won the ugly Christmas sweater contest this year. The cut was a little small." —Theresa Danielle Driscoll

Price: $49.95

Advertisement

11. A shiny, joyous tribute to the Christmas Kraken.

amazon.com

Promising review: "This sweater is absolutely magnificent for your Christmas parties. It's soft, the Santa octopus is wonderful, and I am very pleased with this purchase." —L. M. Nelson

Price: $20.30

12. A sweater for anyone trying to avoid bullshit this holiday season.

amazon.com

Promising review: "My first name is Felicia, so when I saw this sweater I HAD to have it. The only thing I don't like about it is that when Christmas is over I have to wait another year to wear it again. Whomp whomp." —TheNotoriousMOM

Price: $12.99+

Advertisement

13. These Christmas pullovers that keep it Fresh.

amazon.com, amazon.com

Promising review: "My sister loved the product! Makes a great Christmas gift! The picture stands out and is a very high-quality image and not blurry at all! Any Will Smith fan with love you forever if you buy them this sweater." —DankTips

Price: $29.99+

14. A sweater that sees Santa in a new light.

amazon.com

Promising review: "This thing is hideous. I love it. This is the least flattering garment on the planet. The wine and whiskey spill stains I added only make it look better." —Fletch711

Price: $20.99

15. A Chanukah sweater filled with Chappiness.

amazon.com

Promising review: "It's a little bigger than I expected, but people don't even notice that it's a little too long when you have such happy dancing dreidels on your torso." —B. Bito

Price: $39.95

Advertisement

19. A Christmas knit with an alternative ending.

amazon.com

Promising review: "It's my firm belief that Christmas isn't gory enough, so imagine my surprise when I discovered this little gem. Fits well, soft and cozy, annoys the right relatives." --Thaddeus and Amanda

Price: $20.99+

Advertisement

24. A cozy sweater for creationists.

amazon.com

Promising review: "It's the best Christmas sweater ever. It has dinosaurs, religious history, attention to detail, and is really comfortable. If you need to be the flyest guy at your Christmas party, get it." —Danger

Price: $20.99

27. This gift to mankind.

amazon.com

Promising review: "This sweater is so ugly. When people don't understand the concept and want to compliment me, they say something like, 'Oh wow your sweater is so festive!' Festive = Ugly. Great success." —JNF

Price: $4.19+

29. This is just, you know, cats burning up presents with the lasers coming from their eyes.

amazon.com

Promising review: "You can't go wrong. I mean, it's cats burning up presents with the lasers coming from their eyes." —Andi D.

Price: $24.99+

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss