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22 Tees That Completely Understand Your Priorities

What are torsos if not billboards of personal concern.

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1. Priority: shimmying out of those leg prisons STAT.

Get it on Amazon ($32) or Buy Me Brunch ($32). Available in 17 styles, sizes 6 Months-Adult 3XL.
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Get it on Amazon ($32) or Buy Me Brunch ($32). Available in 17 styles, sizes 6 Months-Adult 3XL.

2. Priority: cheesy bread.

Get it from Mood Catz on Etsy for $12.90. Available in two colors and two styles, sizes S-XL.
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Get it from Mood Catz on Etsy for $12.90. Available in two colors and two styles, sizes S-XL.

3. Priority: lifting, or Star Wars, or irony (iron-y?), or all of those.

Get it on Amazon for $19.89. Available in five colors, sizes Kids' 4-Men's XXL.
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Get it on Amazon for $19.89. Available in five colors, sizes Kids' 4-Men's XXL.

4. Priority: lowering expectations.

Get it from Avenue L on Etsy for $19.99. Available in three colors, sizes XS-XL.
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Get it from Avenue L on Etsy for $19.99. Available in three colors, sizes XS-XL.

5. Priority: the patriarchy, and smashing it.

Get it from Human for $19.99+. Available in eight styles, 12 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.
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Get it from Human for $19.99+. Available in eight styles, 12 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.

6. Priority: literally killing it.

Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $30. Available in two colors, sizes S-L.
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Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $30. Available in two colors, sizes S-L.

7. Priority: living your best life.

Get it from Mood Catz on Etsy for $12.90. Available in 17 colors, sizes XS-XL.
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Get it from Mood Catz on Etsy for $12.90. Available in 17 colors, sizes XS-XL.

8. Priority: doing the points, winning the things.

Get it on Amazon for $19.99. Available in sizes S-XXL.
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Get it on Amazon for $19.99. Available in sizes S-XXL.

9. Priority: safety and two other things.

Get it from Amazon ($28) or Buy Me Brunch ($28). Available in four styles, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.
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Get it from Amazon ($28) or Buy Me Brunch ($28). Available in four styles, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.

10. Priorities: a good time; doing the best you can.

Get it on Amazon for $6.99+. Available in 10 colors, sizes S-5XL.
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Get it on Amazon for $6.99+. Available in 10 colors, sizes S-5XL.

11. Priority: honestly, nothing anymore.

Get it from Happy Robot Tees on Etsy for $12+. Available in 10 colors, sizes S-XXL.
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Get it from Happy Robot Tees on Etsy for $12+. Available in 10 colors, sizes S-XXL.

12. Priority: ranch dressing.

Get it on Amazon for $19.99. Available in sizes XS-XL.
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Get it on Amazon for $19.99. Available in sizes XS-XL.

13. Priority: April's gestational nightmare.

Get it from Human for $19.99+. Available in eight styles, 16 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.
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Get it from Human for $19.99+. Available in eight styles, 16 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.

14. Priority: acceptance, you addict.

Get it from Society6 for $24+. Available in four styles, sizes S-XXL.
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Get it from Society6 for $24+. Available in four styles, sizes S-XXL.

15. Priority: full disclosure.

Get it from Human for $19.99+. Available in seven styles, 13 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.
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Get it from Human for $19.99+. Available in seven styles, 13 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.

16. Priority: telling your story, lest the atrocities of bygone times repeat themselves.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99+. Available in seven colors, sizes S-3XL.
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Get it on Amazon for $9.99+. Available in seven colors, sizes S-3XL.

17. Priority: personal space.

Get it from Dainty Dirtbags on Etsy for $14.99+. Available in two colors, sizes S-XXL.
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Get it from Dainty Dirtbags on Etsy for $14.99+. Available in two colors, sizes S-XXL.

18. Priority: showing the haters.

Get it from Society6 for $24. Available in four styles, sizes S-XXL.
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Get it from Society6 for $24. Available in four styles, sizes S-XXL.

19. Priority: altruism.

Get it from Human for $19.99. Available in seven styles, 15 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.
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Get it from Human for $19.99. Available in seven styles, 15 colors, sizes 6 Months-Adult XXL.

20. Priority: much running, very sweat.

Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $30. Available in two colors, sizes S-XXL.
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Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $30. Available in two colors, sizes S-XXL.

21. Priority: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Get it from WLKRDSGN on Etsy for $19. Available in five colors, sizes S-4XL.
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Get it from WLKRDSGN on Etsy for $19. Available in five colors, sizes S-4XL.

22. Priority: living on the edge.

Get it from Shark Bite Tees on Etsy for $17.99+. Available in 15 colors, sizes Youth Small-Men's 3XL.
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Get it from Shark Bite Tees on Etsy for $17.99+. Available in 15 colors, sizes Youth Small-Men's 3XL.