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1. A place to hang keys for the roommate who can never find them.
Get it from MidCityMod on Etsy for $25.
2. An adorable elephant mug with a compartment for the teabags your roommate usually leaves on the end table.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.
3. A set of kitchen linens for the housemate that regularly tests the smoke detector batteries.
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4. A card that's all about love in the face of adversity.
Get it from CHALKSCRIBE on Etsy for $4.50.
5. A monthly subscription to a man-grooming kit for the roommate that steals your razors.
Gift subscriptions at Dollar Shave Club start at $45/3 months.
6. Labels for all your "today is hard" wine.
Get the four-pack of labels from LooseLippedLabels on Etsy for $8.
7. A fuzzy faux fur blanket for someone who's always cold.
Get it from Amazon for $28.99+. Available in 10 colors and three sizes.
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8. A candle for the roommate that misses home.
Get it from Homesick Candles for $29.95. Available in most states.
9. A reversible reminder magnet for visual learners.
Get it from ReminderMagnet on Etsy for $6. Also available in other reminders, including "Feed the Cat," "Pay the Debts," and "Dishes Dirty."
10. A sweatshirt for the Con-Ed communist.
11. A candle . . . or chic decoration, depending on your building's policy on burning things.
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12. Spoons that help your roommate get it straight, once and for all.
Get the set of two from PrettyParis on Etsy for $15.99.
13. A Rubix cube tissue caddy and mock-Big Bang Theory roommate agreement for your IRL Sheldon.
Get the set from CoolTVProps on Etsy for $24.95.
14. A rustic-chic alternative to constantly turning the router upside-down.
15. Wireless headphones so they don't hear your music, or you don't hear their music, or both.
Get them from Urban Outfitters for $18.
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16. This Beard Bib Shave-ty Net for the person that makes your sink a Chia Pet.
Get it from Firebox for $32.99. Also available in black.
17. The TubShroom hair catcher/drain protector for the Afghan Hound of your group.
Get it on Amazon for $12.99.
18. This declaration of roommate love.
Get it from BetterTomorrows on Etsy for $3.25.
19. A yummy plush bathrobe because Jesus, Shannon, we have GUESTS.
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20. A cookbook full of recipes for the finest gourmet struggle food.
21. A thorough pro apartment cleaning for the roommate covered in bed crumbs.
22. A care package that overcompensates for the snacks you stole.
Get it from Hershey's Store for $29.95.
23. The next couple months' necessities for the roommate that always "forgets."
Pack of 48 rolls available on Amazon for $21.94.
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24. Or saying "thanks" in scrumptious icing letters, because at the end of the day, you're a nightmare to live with too.
Another year murdering-each-other-free!
