ShoppingCaret RightAmazon·Feb 2, 2017New Amazon Dash Buttons, Ranked By RidiculousnessOn a scale of 1 to useful: meat dress.by Betsy DickersonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Hey, people who buy things! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures / Via cdn1.lockerdome.com You may have heard of Amazon Dash Buttons, the brand-specific buttons that send household necessities right to your door with a single click? geekwire.com / Via amazon.com Amazon just introduced a bunch of new ones...and some are pretty sweet! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Comedy Central / Via giphy.com Others... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF forgivemeforcaring.tumblr.com / Via giphy.com Sure! Here are some highlights, ranked in order of utter uselessness! Let's take a look! 17. Don't Go Nuts Nut-Free Foods amazon.com This one i kinda get! Food allergies are a bitch, and it helps to have safe food options consistently in stock! 16. Seventh Generation Baby Wipes amazon.com Okay, whatever, this one I also understand! With a brand new wee one to feed and raise and change and hold, you're overwhelmed and exhausted! What could possibly be better than just *booping* necessities like baby wipes into existence? 15. Seventh Generation Bath Tissue (Toilet Paper) amazon.com Okay this is where it starts getting...questionable! Do we all need toilet paper? You bet! But the only time I can imagine people using this button is in case of emergencies? At which point two-day delivery is totally useless? Like, is an automatic re-order button the only thing that separates us from a world where people apathetically drip-dry until their next TP shipment? I have concerns! 14. Nexium amazon.com Now I am neither a doctor nor a casualty of acid reflux, but something tells me if you're ordering THIS much Nexium, THIS regularly, it might be time to explore some alternatives to Nexium! 13. GURU Organic Energy Drinks amazon.com Idk you guys, this one has me imagining that someone, somewhere out there, is experiencing a sad, cyclical conundrum of wanting to order energy, but not having enough energy to order their energy, because they're out of energy. 😕 12. Clorox Toilet Wand amazon.com Oh Jesus, finally! Near-instantaneous access to toilet wands! All that poop residue was *justttt* getting to be too much! 11. Bausch & Lomb PreserVision Eye Vitamin Mineral Supplement amazon.com Do you have enough eyeball strength to read this post? To locate your Bausch & Lomb Amazon button? You probably don't need this button. 10. Kingsford Charcoal amazon.com What would Ron Swanson say if he saw you e-order charcoal from a little futuristic pushbutton. 9. Sheila G's Brownie Brittle amazon.com Don't get me wrong, I LOOOOVE me some Sheila G's! But you guys, one-touch access to 9.4 lbs of brownie brittle...? You guys. 8. Cheez-It amazon.com Okay same as brownie brittle, unless, like, you got roped into bringing the snacks for the kids' soccer team every week. In which case, that's too much responsibility for one person! Respect yourself, make Donna do it! 7. Clif Bar amazon.com Can you climb a cliff? You can shop for Clif Bars. 6. Vermont Smoke & Cure amazon.com The image of the farmer looming over his unsuspecting livestock with a shovel is kind of an uncomfortable reminder of the IRL ramifications of you owning an on-demand meatstick button. 5. Dixie Paper Products amazon.com Just take a second and really consider the impact you may have on the environment if you consume paper goods at a pace so rapidly you need single-click access to immediate shipments of more. 4. EAS Sports Nutrition amazon.com You know what helps you get in shape? Moving! Maybe go to the store on your legs and pick up your sports nutrition with your hands? Idk, not an expert! 3. KY amazon.com This one has three fun order options! One of them is $18 worth of dick anesthetic. Another one is $38 worth of dick anesthetic! 2. Expo Dry Erase Markers amazon.com COME ON. 1. Dang Coconut Chips amazon.com I can't even look at you. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF OWN / Via securelyinsecure.tumblr.com The future, you guys!To be clear, we aren’t actually recommending you buy any of these products. But just so you know, if you do buy anything, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page. Want actually great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!