20 Irresistibly Weird Products To Buy On Amazon
A life-sized Abominable Snowman statue, live cockroaches, Nicolas Cage pillowcases, and 18 other things that actually exist.
We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.
1. This welcome alternative to lying your head down on a *real* skin-on salmon fillet.
Price: $10.99
2. A Gummy Bear anatomy puzzle, or: a Gummy Bear-shaped torture chamber filled with the small animal that died trying to escape it.
Price: $26.75
3. 80 pages of challenge accepted.
4. A vinyl wall decal of half an Asian businessperson.
Promising review: "Unbelievable. Really ties the room together. 10/10 would recommend." —Maddi Durbin
Price: $24.01+. Available in six sizes.
5. A headband with mullet hair attached to it.
Price: $9.99. Also available in black mullet and blonde mullet.
6. What you've heard is a lie, it's actually sautéing your placenta that's the most rewarding part of parenthood.
Hoping that squiggly black stuff is kale!
Price: $2.99 for Kindle.
7. A plush tonsil for anyone who's parted with an actual one.
8. This is a dick trophy.
World Champion of what? I'm not sure! Choose your own adventure! Great bow detail, really adds something.
Price: $4.48
9. The actual reason some people drool in their sleep.
Price: $6.55.
10. A set of small hands that you place on each finger to make it look like your fingers have fingers.
Price: $5.98 for five.
11. A hat for looking like a botched mansquid unwelcome at the X-Mansion cool table.
Price: $5. You can also get a knight helmet if that's more your style.
12. A business-casual, disembodied husband pillow with lifeless hand detail.
Price: $36+. Half torso's button-down shirt available in eight colors.
13. An afro wig for dogs.
Price: $6.17.
14. A pocket-sized suture pad so you can practice your flesh sewing on-the-go.
Price: $14.99. Also available in extra large with wounds.
15. A pair of live Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches for $9.50, which at $4.75/roach is a steal.
Price: $9.50
16. And an Abominable Snowman statue that's a 12-pound reminder of how you choose to spend your money.
Price: $110.13. Also available as Bigfoot and in two other sizes if, for some weird reason, including a life-sized version.
17. A bag of edible farts that's a real gas.
18. A sexy (?) googly-eyed thong for turning your junk into a trunk.
Promising review: "It's awesome. My boyfriend and I laughed for a good hour after unpacking it. Every time our eyes met the elephant's it'd start all over again." —Heather Alvarado
Price: $6.99 (available in four colors)
19. Edible chocolate anuses that are super delicious, no butts about it.
Price: $9.68 for a set of six
20. A pair of instant undies because you never know when you're going to need them in an emergency.
Price: $4.89
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.