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​The Best Damn Ways To Crack A Beer Without An Opener

The Renaissance was OK, but mankind’s most impressive innovations have resulted from the desire to start happy hour without the necessary tools. And BEST DAMN brews taste great no matter how you crack them open.

1. Lighter

2. Keys

3. Countertop

4. Strike plate

5. Ring

6. Belt buckle

7. Sabrage

8. A copy of James Joyce’s modernist masterpiece Ulysses

9. Mind control

10. Another bottle

Oh wait...these twist off?

And your reward for bottle-opening ingenuity? The refreshing taste of BEST DAMN Root Beer, BEST DAMN Apple Ale or BEST DAMN Cherry Cola.

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