1.
When the signal goes down without warning:
2.
When you go home for the holidays and remember your parents don't have Wi-Fi:
3.
When the Wi-Fi password at your Airbnb doesn't work:
4.
When someone offers you their login, but the signal's too low:
5.
When the Wi-Fi goes down at work, and the tech team has to fight everyone off:
6.
And when the only thing left to do in the office is pray:
7.
Then the Wi-Fi gets overloaded, and no one can connect:
8.
Or the connection is so bad, you'd rather access the shoddy free Wi-Fi in the park:
9.
When you finally get a signal, and the honeys line up:
10.
When you're at a party and you get the password, but you don't want to share:
11.
Or you've been told not to repeat it:
12.
When bae wants to video chat, but the connection is bad, so you shut it down:
13.
And when they say, "Check the router," but it's old and nothing makes sense:
Is your router from the Renaissance? Upgrade at Best Buy.
