2. Some new pets!
(…that we found outside.)
5. “Coupons” for things they shouldn’t need coupons for!
7. A “bouquet” of “flowers!”
Which are invariably either weeds picked off the sidewalk or Mom’s carefully cultivated garden plants that we yanked out of their beds with our destructive little hands.
Alas, “cleaning up the war zone of a kitchen” was not part of the gift.