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I smother it on, so that people make jokes, asking me if I want some chips with my ketchup.
I will not have that mess on my plate. I use a little side dish and it's great.
I like my sauce as a neat blob on the side of my plate. It's without a doubt the best way.
I use the chips as a blank canvas upon which to create original masterpieces.
I create a small saucy swimming pool right in the middle of my plate.
I apply my sauce sporadically. I see it as complex, abstract art.
I write a motivational message to myself.
Via Ben White / BuzzFeed I have absolutely NO ketchup because it's SICK and wrong.Via Ben White / BuzzFeed
