I smother it on, so that people make jokes, asking me if I want some chips with my ketchup.I will not have that mess on my plate. I use a little side dish and it's great.I like my sauce as a neat blob on the side of my plate. It's without a doubt the best way.I use the chips as a blank canvas upon which to create original masterpieces.I create a small saucy swimming pool right in the middle of my plate.I apply my sauce sporadically. I see it as complex, abstract art.I write a motivational message to myself.I have absolutely NO ketchup because it's SICK and wrong.Via Ben White / BuzzFeed
What Do Your Ketchup Habits Say About You?
You are fun-loving and very energetic. You like to do things your way, and you will not take no for an answer! You enjoy living life to the full, and new adventures excite you. Keep your energy up – it’s positive and infectious.
You are organised, completely in tune with your life, and very much put together. You like to be in control, but you are still fun-loving, hilarious, and creative. You love organising fun things for you and your friends to do, which people are always grateful for. You are a joy to be around.
You are clean and precise, and you like to do things efficiently. You enjoy things a certain way, and you're not afraid to admit that to people. You enjoy quiet drinks with friends, telling hilarious stories, and making people laugh with your witty, perfectly timed humour.
You are fun, passionate about life, and energetic. You enjoy looking at things from a brighter perspective, and you can often get dragged down by other people’s negativity. Keep smiling – you’re a joy-spreader!
You are witty, creative, and funny. You are the one everyone turns to when they need some cheering up. You roll with the punches and you don’t take things too seriously. You do like having fun with others, but you usually really enjoy your own company.
You are intelligent, motivated, and always on the ball. You are everyone’s favourite because you’re always able to help your friends tackle their tricky situations. You are caring, kind, and totally considerate to others at all times. You are also the dream pub quiz team captain.
You are confident, fun-loving, and hilarious. You are the friend who will have the whole gang in stitches within minutes. You love to dance, sing, and generally just show off, and it never falls flat. You have a positive, encouraging, and sometimes saucy demeanour that people absolutely love. Your attitude inspires, so keep doing you!
You’re a real one-off, you know it, and so does everyone else. You’re confident and funny, and you always have a whole room engaged in whatever you’re talking about. You believe that life should be lived, you know exactly what you want to do with your time, and you find it easy to make choices that others may find difficult. You’ve got it all going on!