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    18 Truths About Dating A Lawyer

    You could furnish a whole entire flat with all of the free mugs and pens.

    1. They can turn a simple disagreement into a full blown, epic scale debate.

    2. And they'll usually try and confuse you by throwing in a word you've never heard of.

    3. Their place has law books EVERYWHERE.

    4. And you'll often spot them on the way to work in this classic combo.

    5. And they always speak in code.

    6. They horde all of their old notes from law school and you wish they'd just bin them.

    7. You hear the word partner a lot.

    8. However badly your job interview went, they've had it worse.

    9. There are law firm freebies all around your house.

    You could furnish a whole entire flat with all of the free mugs and pens.

    10. They often casually slip Latin into everyday conversations.

    11. And when they go out for a client lunch, they usually return very drunk.

    12. They often work around the clock.

    13. They are very handy to have around when signing that lease or contract.

    14. They are excellent negotiators.

    15. Their confidence levels are off the scale.

    16. They give absolutely amazing advice.

    17. And tbh they can usually afford to buy you dinner when all you have in your fridge is leftovers from two months ago.

    18. Lastly, they are actually really fun, intelligent, and witty people.

    If you're dating a lawyer raise your hand; if you're not, raise your standards...

    And you're damn lucky if you're with one!