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    18 Truths About Dating A Lawyer

    You could furnish a whole entire flat with all of the free mugs and pens.

    1. They can turn a simple disagreement into a full blown, epic scale debate.

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    Please, I only said I didn't want chips with dinner.

    2. And they'll usually try and confuse you by throwing in a word you've never heard of.

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    Unfair advantage.

    3. Their place has law books EVERYWHERE.

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    4. And you'll often spot them on the way to work in this classic combo.

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    It's practical yes, but a bit of fashion no no.

    5. And they always speak in code.

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    And when you finally find out what these codes mean you were probably completely underwhelmed.

    6. They horde all of their old notes from law school and you wish they'd just bin them.

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    Guys, please just use google.

    7. You hear the word partner a lot.

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    But god damn it, it's never you they're referring to.

    8. However badly your job interview went, they've had it worse.

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    There is little to no sympathy because they've had literally soooo many interviews.

    9. There are law firm freebies all around your house.

    You could furnish a whole entire flat with all of the free mugs and pens.

    10. They often casually slip Latin into everyday conversations.

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    Which can be, inter alia, bloody annoying.

    11. And when they go out for a client lunch, they usually return very drunk.

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    If there was some sort of party where the hell was my invite?!

    12. They often work around the clock.

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    But that means they truly know how to let their hair down when they do have spare time.

    13. They are very handy to have around when signing that lease or contract.

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    Guaranteed you'll thank them for it later.

    14. They are excellent negotiators.

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    And often very charming. They know exactly when to make a deal and when to say no. WE ALL NEED THEM.

    15. Their confidence levels are off the scale.

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    And that is really HOT!

    16. They give absolutely amazing advice.

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    And usually from an angle that you would never think of.

    17. And tbh they can usually afford to buy you dinner when all you have in your fridge is leftovers from two months ago.

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    Blessed.

    18. Lastly, they are actually really fun, intelligent, and witty people.

    If you're dating a lawyer raise your hand; if you're not, raise your standards...

    And you're damn lucky if you're with one!

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