7 Lifestyle Changes You Won't Shut Up About

If your friends have made any of these lifestyle choices, you already know about it. All too well.

1. You're Doing Crossfit

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You went from thinking about trying it out, to full-fledged fitness addict overnight. Your Instagram feed used to be pictures of cute dogs and feet in the sand. Now they've all been replaced with graphic black & white shots of you grunting as you lift cartoonishly large barbells over your head in spandex.

Your typical tweet now is about turning your Motel 6 room into a makeshift gym by deadlifting nightstands.

It's bad enough we could never afford to pay $150.00 a month for our own fitness cult, we also don't need to see pics of weird veins jutting out of your neck as you balance on an exercise ball.

2. You're Into Improv Now

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You took one class because you wanted to "break out of your shell," and now you're sending us invitations to 2:00am shows in the back of an abandoned gas station. You didn't just drink the Komedy Kool-Aid, you've overdosed. Now you can't have a single conversation without bringing up "something funny" you said in a show that doesn't sound so funny now. We're happy you've found something you love, but quit trying to get us to play "Zip, Zap, Zop" in the car.

**full disclosure, I am an improv teacher.

3. You're "Not Doing" Gluten

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No, you don't have Celiac disease, you just read something somewhere about bread and now you're all up in arms about anything that contains gluten. Not only can't we get lunch at that Mexican food restaurant aymore, but now we have to listen to your endless claims that your skin is clearer, and that your orgasms last twice as long.

4. You've Decided to Be Optimistic

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You've chosen to try to be more positive and focus on the "bright" side of life, which is amazing. But if you don't stop posting about how #blessed you are that Starbucks give you a scone for free, you'll have to start praying to be blessed with new friends.

5. You Don't Own a TV Anymore

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So you've decided to simplify your life by tossing out the boob tube. That's great, but you don't need to remind us every time we bring up the newest season of "Breaking Bad." And while you pretend to be some kind of modern day Luddite, isn't the 6 hours a day you're spending watching Hulu, Netflix, and YouTube just as bad?

6. You're Training for a Marathon

It's great you have a goal, but we don't need to hear about it through posts fed directly to Facebook through some running shoe App you downloaded onto your smartphone. Every time you talk about jogging 20 miles before we've even woke up, we hate you just a little bit more.

7. You Married Your "Best Friend"

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You couldn't be happier, and we couldn't be happier for you, but don't use this saying unless you want to make us dry heave. It sounds like friend incest. "Friendcest." You may think we want to hear daily updates about how your "babe" made you strawberry French toast in bed and then painted your toenails, but we could actually care less. Maybe we're a little annoyed because we haven't found our "best friend" to fuck, but more than likely, you're just being super gross.