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    Aug 14, 2012

    How To Successfully Distract A Professional Athlete

    And Earn The Respect of Your Peers

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    Act natural

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    Don't hesitate to show a little skin

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    Try relating with a familiar pop culture reference

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    ...or connect on a personal level

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    Most importantly, just be yourself

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    But get creative

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    Eventually, you'll earn the respect of your peers and steal the show