1. John Thompson III (Georgetown) —-> Jack
2. Coach K (Duke) —-> Blue Devil
3. Fran Dunphy (Temple) —-> Hooter
4. Trent Johnson (TCU) —-> Super Frog
5. James Johnson (Virginia Tech) —-> The HokieBird
6. Matt Painter (Purdue) —-> Purdue Pete
7. Porter Moser (Loyola Chicago) —-> Lou Wolf
8. Bruiser Flint (Drexel) —-> Mario the Magnificent
9. Mark Few (Gonzaga) —-> Spike
10. John Beilein (Michigan) —-> An Actual Wolverine
- Top Mexican soccer player Alan Pulido has been kidnapped outside of his hometown in Tamaulipas, a high-crime state.
- Yep. Marco Rubio said he's sorry for implying Donald Trump has a small penis.
- Lights have turned Australia's most iconic buildings into seriously psychedelic works of art.